Reviews for So You've Decided to Be Evil
The Hidden Library chapter 6 . 9/16
Love all of these chapters!
stevem1 chapter 6 . 8/1
This is hilarious. Harry is the forced apprentice to an hilariously insane Voldemort.
yeet chapter 2 . 6/7
LMAO
Ysai chapter 1 . 3/25
LOL JUST LOL!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's so funny! You have a great life as the worlds FUNNIEST author! LOL!
Thank you for this it has made my day. Every time I'm sad I will read this.
Happy chapter 6 . 2/7
Hee hee! Love Dark Baking. Love Ply Board. Love Offense against the Light Arts. I’ve tears in my eyes from the hilarity. Too funny!
Happy chapter 5 . 2/7
Haha haha! Love this!
Happy chapter 4 . 2/7
Sooooooo funny!
Happy chapter 2 . 2/7
This is super funny!
Kawisdom chapter 6 . 1/26
I think Harry may need to take over the Death Eaters for everyone's sake. Voldemort really is crazy.
Kawisdom chapter 5 . 1/26
Harry's thought about stabbing Lucius may indicate that Voldemort's plan is beginning to work. Although if Snape assigned that punishment, he might have everyone beat on the evil scale.
Kawisdom chapter 4 . 1/26
The sycophant has a sycophant. The Death Eater junior auxiliary has tea parties. And used-to-be Harry has to attend. Surreal indeed. Do they have Snape brewing mind altering potions or what?
Kawisdom chapter 3 . 1/26
Is Merak really better than Rukbat? I guess if Voldemort likes it, nobody else has to. As to Snape being bad at Astronomy, why not? Everyone is bad at something. Maybe he hated losing sleep (and now he has night patrols on top of his teaching and brewing. Poor Snape.).
Kawisdom chapter 2 . 1/26
Dark baking sounds delicious. Unless there are poisons involved, then I take it back. But really, that's Lucius Malfoy's great contribution to Harry's evil education? At least Severus is teaching him not to be murdered. And Voldemort is teaching him critical thinking by exposing him to his poor writing. Very funny so far.
Kawisdom chapter 1 . 1/26
The least physically painful torture Voldemort could accidentally devise. Harry doesn't want to play a board game for eight hours! Maybe one on one Quidditch would excite him?
Dark-Prince-of-Clowns chapter 6 . 1/5
Can I pray that Voldemort stumbles across the Evil Villain Handbook in the muggle world? xD

Oh, I HOPE Harry end up turning Evil!

...OR convinces Voldemort to modernize, show him youtube and the evil overlord list, and make him see the point of following amnesty's torture guidelines!

Image him torturing his death eaters with water drip torture, tickeling with a pink feather boa, or lock them in a fliating tank theraphy thing with soothing walesong and ocean sounds!

And find Dan Lok or something and decide the best way to get rid of muggles is to build an online bsiniss with his own brand of 'sucess' advice, wear a red suit cuz it looked good on Dan Lok, and buy companies and housing, so he could fire people and kick them out of their homes.

People always comit suicide in recessions, right? Might even crash the echonomy cuz he cheats by using magic. xD

The only thing MORE hillarious was if he succeeded!
And nobody could do anything because he wasn't breaking any laws, and he hired vicious (goblin) lawyers. xD

Keep writing this awesome story!
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