|Reviews for A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts|
| Guest chapter 29 . 7/5/2012
Sooooo funny! I love this fic
| Imperio.Crucio.AvadaKedavra chapter 8 . 6/29/2012
Well, after that I was so convinced it was Snape, because it's so... him to say stuff like that. But then I just realized that on the description, it says the main character is "Theodore N." so HE'S the Sarcastic Little Git, isn't he?
| Sean Mulligan chapter 28 . 4/23/2012
The Hogwarts Express doesn't seem so bad and it does provide a good social experience.
| RunningForward chapter 29 . 1/20/2012
This is the funniest FanFiction story I have ever read!
Also, definitely the best Harry Potter story ever,
Please write more!
| Ben Riley chapter 29 . 1/8/2012
I read this for my one year, 200 fan fictions, challenge. I found it very enjoyable indeed.
| PEARLSTAR chapter 29 . 12/2/2011
THIS WAS THE BEST STORY EVER. AND IM GUESSING THE NARRATOR WAS THEODORE NOTT? LOL
| phoenixphlight chapter 11 . 11/27/2011
What about Tonks? Does she get a list?
| phoenixphlight chapter 5 . 11/27/2011
I love the medical advice. Very clever and well-presented.
| phoenixphlight chapter 3 . 11/27/2011
"The arsenic is over there" I was laughing so loud. I might just randomly use this line. It is amazing.
| sammyfish chapter 29 . 11/19/2011
This story is incredible! Love it so so so much :) As a long-standing user of sarcasm, I can totally realate. So much humour, and some very good points have been made as well :) My ONLY criticism would be the rules for Slytherins - they seemed slightly lacking in sarcastic power (although still highly amusing). However, sicne I'm assuming Theodore Nott is the author, that does make sense. Anyway this was amazing, and I wish you all the best in real life! Good luck out there :)
| James018 chapter 29 . 9/30/2011
Fantastic fic - really funny.
| the last time chapter 29 . 9/8/2011
ahhh you do make me chuckle.. and laugh in darkend rooms to myself... and snort... but i love you and your 'Golden rules' :) would you be able to do anymore? maybe for specific year groups, or for types of people (eg nerds, slags, wannabees, chavs, heros, etc etc)? but even if you can't, rest assured that this is the funniest thing i have seen in a while... and i have seen some funny shiz. hmmm. think about that. now put it in your pipe and smoke it. SMOKE IT GODDAMIT! ahem. basicly, this ramble is my way of saying that i love your rules, and i want its babies a little bit. thankyou. goodbye :)
| the last time chapter 1 . 9/7/2011
haha this is amazing! you're really funny, and i love your dry sarcasm - it's the same as mine :) im going to enjoy reading this...
| XxDarkWitchXx chapter 29 . 7/17/2011
My favorite part of this story is that each of the reasons are similar to one-liners. I love it!
| Forever27 chapter 1 . 6/2/2011
I love it. :)