Reviews for Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor
otakumick chapter 35 . 8/19
this is hilarious and horrible and horribly hilarious. quite simply it is absolutely fantastic.
Belle Delesque chapter 1 . 7/30
THIS. Why have I found this story just now? It's absolutely amazing.
TheDarkMan19 chapter 23 . 7/26
entertaining story. could do without the multi paragraph rants on the canon inconsistencies.
Guest chapter 35 . 7/20
Awesome, I love stories with a plot AND sex.
metameric1 chapter 10 . 7/21
I hurt myself laughing.
fixed a really crappy day for me. thank you!
Rapheal Steel chapter 35 . 7/14
You got me there...realy realy are kinky..! why are you not an author,you deserved , love ya
AUSTRALIAN chapter 2 . 6/22
Meat pies are NOT disgusting. :(
Guest chapter 18 . 5/23
End of Chapter 17 . Harry has already met Hermione's parents in Chamber of Secrets . Unless you mean meet them as her boyfriend ?
Still this story is hilarious and sexy to ;-)
Steven chapter 25 . 5/12
I hope that discussion about the "Senior Wand" isn't your attempt to tell us that you think the canon events around the Elder Wand are unlogical.

Because none of the arguments given here is anything but wrong.

Most notably:

A wand isn't rendered useless to its previous owner as soon as said previous owner has been disarmed once. The wand might change allegiance and for its previous owner it might work not quite as well as before, but with a bit of skill the difference won't be too big.

No matter who plotted what with whom and who did what for whom, the fact remains that Draco Malfoy disarmed Dumbledore, which Dumbledore had neither planned nor intended, thus making Malfoy the new master (not "possessor") of the Elder Wand.

Finally, why the f*** would Ron of all people know about Grindelwald having been the master of the Elder Wand? If Ron had known, *everyone* would have known - including Hermione and including Voldemort who would have ordered the Death Eaters to bring him that wand once Dumbledore was dead.

As to the "pornstar"-thing:
I would whack his willy off and feed it to him or, if Luna has a part in this, I'd feed it to her.
Wilfried chapter 35 . 5/10
Haven d had So much fun in years
StevenG chapter 2 . 5/6
Why does Harry call his Little Harry "Harry, Jr."?
After all, Little Harry isn't even a minute younger than Harry himself.
Guest chapter 17 . 5/1
Guest chapter 12 . 4/24
Ms Adventure. Frigged myself silly over this sexy Fic! More plez!
Desultorynights chapter 18 . 4/25
Yeah, if you are going for the manipulated and weak willed hero, even after claiming he had a strong will, you've done smashingly
Desultorynights chapter 11 . 4/25
...Your portrayal of Harry is of a wimp. I get that you tend to concede things to your partner, but all he does is nend over backwards for Hermoine. Bloody pathetic it is
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