Reviews for Always a Snape, Never a Sex God
RussianDestruction chapter 1 . 4/4/2013
"Although Severus knew the man was a dimwitted fraud, he certainly had a knack for hair bleaching charms." hehe. Just one of the many awesome lines in this story.
I have no idea why this has so few reviews. It's sarcastic, tongue-in-cheek in just the right way, snarky, and hilarious, not to mention well-written.
remuslupn chapter 1 . 3/16/2009
Snape always is a sex god, even without a makeover. [ Loved your story!
goldenlilies chapter 1 . 10/12/2008
that was so funny I think I died laughing u have to admit Lucius was funny
The Wicked That Mourns Just chapter 1 . 4/15/2007
*is having uncontrollable fits of giggles* that was.. tehehehehe... good...tehehehehe!
yaeko chapter 1 . 3/27/2007
aw hahahha that was good :)
Jaden Shadow chapter 1 . 4/25/2006
Damn Lucius
PiperLeoEternally chapter 1 . 4/3/2006
giggles! yay! i liekd this
spacedout86 chapter 1 . 4/1/2006
Awesome! Lucky Hermione
Winters'Darkened'Reflection chapter 1 . 3/16/2006
lol. the start of your story was a bit confusing but i see how it leads to the job.