Reviews for Quidditch Toned Muscles
Zstripes chapter 1 . 6/24/2019
This is amazing
Guest chapter 1 . 8/14/2018
So, was Harry cursed?
alittledirtyfangirl chapter 1 . 4/18/2018
This is it! Proof that the hp fandom is all on drugs!
LonePatr0nus chapter 1 . 9/16/2017
Wow... That was the most chaotic mess I've ever read... But it made me laugh XD so well done
jon reeve chapter 1 . 5/18/2016
I suppose it would depend how magic/broomsticks work in-universe. Do they control the broom with their bodies, or is it all intent? Some measure of both?

I think he would at least have some killer abs...
Guest chapter 1 . 4/9/2014
what is this i don't even
Guest chapter 1 . 2/15/2014
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kavan parter chapter 1 . 2/11/2014
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Eleanor Blackrose chapter 1 . 8/10/2013
WTF o_O
lol chapter 1 . 3/31/2013
No comment XD
ZebedeeDaniels chapter 1 . 2/19/2013
THIS WAS THEE SINGLE MOST AMAZING STORY I HAVE EVER READ! It was hilarious! 'He was a genius and got perfect scores on his NEWTs which was even more fantastic as ... he was yet to take them' oh my Merlin, it was hilarious! Please do another one similar! Favourited and followed!
Guest chapter 1 . 10/29/2012
Wtf...
Runecutter chapter 1 . 3/23/2012
Ehhh whow, that was... something.

But then ... what do you have against the "Quidditch toned muscles"?

After all bicyclists do only relatively modest movements on a machine that is thought to make moving easier yet their legs are enormous.

When you're using a brook i'd see it somewhere between a turned-upside-down hangglider and a bronco that needs to be broken before anybody can ride it, as you'd have to steer with your whole body and force it partially against enormous strains in the direction you want to go (just watch the Wronski feint with the extreme parabel curve after speeding up to max.

Add stuff like Sloth roles or some of the stunts harry (or Ron?) has done where you basically hang down from your broom with just a single hand holding your weight and it would be weird if after years of training hard for such a sport you wouldn't at least be decently built, all the more when your body itself was rather short and scrawny to start with.

Yes, Mr Universum and all this "six feet plus going on seven" stuff is stupid and a nonsensical exxageration, but the principle in itself would at least be a favorable state of fitness that might lead into a decent set of abs. Muggle training like situps or stretching would only support this development and make the results clearer and more defined.
TwentyTawnyTigers chapter 1 . 5/13/2011
Perfect.
Vandy chapter 1 . 3/24/2008
greatest story ever
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