Ed is like Steven Hawking level smart. Maybe even smarter since he can do complex equations in his head at lightning speeds.

Ugh Zabini is so slimy it's no wonder he's not excreting mucus.

Well at least he helped Harry. And that hag Pansy needs to not pick on Ed.

Poor Ed tho. Stuck with the snobs.

Well of course it's f*cking Draco. I hope Ed whips his ass into shape!

Zabini: I wouldn't touch a filthy little blood traitor like her whatever she looked like.

Several chapter later.

Zabini: I'd fuck datass.

Nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononnonononononnonoonononononononononononoonnonononono.

Ed, ya just got dunked on by Draco.

So essentially Draco is in love with Hermione. I have a friend who wouldn't understand romance if it smacked her in the face.

Why...why do you torment me so! it's 12:30 in the morning I don't need a description of the feast. my mouth is watering I can almost smell it.

*drops to knees* OMG, I'm begging you. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE post the next chapter! I know you are in the process of rewriting and reworking, just-GOD I NEED MORE! *breathes heavily* OK that was me CONTAINING myself. *picks self up off floor* I understand the pride of a writer, believe me, but a large part of me wishes you would put it aside and just post the rest and put us all out of our misery...and then rework things as needed. T_T

To be completely clear, I hope you realize just how much I love this fic, and how deeply I am invested in it (and have been, on-and-off, for a decade-howley Shite that is a long time to be obsessed with a fic!) and so if anything, this review is written in the hopes that it will fuel your desire and that it gets the inspiration flowing so that we may quickly have more updates. More than anything, you have my love and support in this epic with whatever you decide to do. I am sending spells of creative genius your way-FIGHTO! 3

The most commonly accepted theory about Ed being ambidextrous is that he can't feel the pressure he's exerting with his hand, which means he could accidentally put too much pressure and break whatever he's writing with or he could use too little pressure and not do anything. That's why he uses his left hand to do things such as writing and his right hand to punch because it doesn't even really matter if he doesn't hit all that hard-his hand is made out of metal, so it would hurt anyways.

Ok good chapter.
P.s how loge until Ed has a nuff of him and go's ham.

To eliza, your comment is kind of rude, which you've hopefully realized, and has quite a by of bias on it. Saying that 'the only way for Draco to be better is by realizing his past mistakes etc is unrealistic because there is always more than one way to do something. What you're saying is purely your opinion. Saying that Hermione also 'doesn't deserve Draco' is again, bias. Of course he's a bigoted jerk, but that doesn't mean he's undeserving. He's pretty much been grown that way and showing him as misunderstood is just how the author chose to put his unwillingness to kill and its also better to the plotline than a pure jerk. The author has their own writing style and wishes, so let the author do it that way. This book is at the top of the HP FMA Crossover section for a reason, a lot of people like their style. If you don't like it, then sorry but I doubt they'd change everything they are for a single person.

interesting idea, okay execution at first that just went downhill. other reviewers have pointed it out probably, but there's too much OOCness at the side of the FMA characters (I do not care nearly enough about the HP enough to tell), and the pairings were just... bad. Hermione and other girls were constantly treated as objects that you can 'steal' or 'claim' or just look at or be silly 'fan club' members, and the mentions of 'fangirls' in your A/Ns is just atrocious. I can't believe another woman would hate womanhood this much, I usually expect this treatment from sexist tv shows, not fanfics. Draco is shown as misunderstood when he's a classist, racist, bigoted freak who deserves so much more harm, not some innocent bystander dragged into this (and he and his family definitely had way more options than others did, and yet those others stood prouder). DxH is an extremely unhealthy pair and Hermione (well, anyone, really) deserves better than him, she's not there to 'make him better' and he couldn't 'use someone like her in his life'. HE is obligated to make HIS OWN life better by realising his past errors and working to fix them, and that's the only way. I was willing to overlook the heterosexuals in favour of a promising plot and characterisation, and yet I was severely disappointed. I was also hoping you, as an author, would've grown in the years this story took to write, and yet the latest chapters aren't any better than the first ones, nor is the ao3 version. Wishing you the best.