This is amazing. Perfectly captures Colbert's character and the style of the Harry Potter books. Still manages to be funny with each re-read.

I know this is very old and you might not be active anymore, but I just found it and I'm super excited. I haven't read it yet and need to save it for later, but the concept and the title are hilarious, I'm living for this, thank you.

DAAAAAAAAMNN son!

This is the DADA professor I need in my life.

I...this is perfect, and I don't know how I missed it. :) I especially liked his preference for the Quibbler over the Daily Prophet. Seems accurate. :)

Having watched at least one episode of the Colbert Report back in the day...this is hilarious.

I am sorely tempted to ask if you are Stephen Colbert...but then I realized, you never would've had the free time to write/post this.

that was absolutely fabulous!thank you!i didn't know how much i needed this

Love this crackfic so, so much. The Word was just perfect, and I was touched to read such a spot-on description of the old Colbert persona.

I have no idea what I just read, but it was glorious! Does Professor Colbert have a big furry hat?

Too funny!

BEST. DADA TEACHER. EVER.

This was a fantastically fabulous foray into the field of fiction. I loved every bit of it, though I can't help but feel that Colbert wouldn't entirely suppor the continued enslavement of House Elves. I am madly curious to know if he's ever read this and his thoughts on it, however. It was a splendid, entertaining read. Thank you!

Its nice to revisit the Real Fake Steven Colbert.

I'm cryin a little bit because there's just.. so much. oh my god. Professor Colbert is exactly the way he should be. And, frankly, I love that bit where the kids are discussing the On Notice/Tip of the Hat/Wag of the Finger and just... this whole thing is quite hilarious and lovely. Thank you for writing!

Truly awesome. Thank you.

Great crack fic? Or GREATEST Crack fic?