Simples. Baby Lucius gets fed to giant spiders in the forest, Draco cries an cries until someone kills him out of pity - or irritation - and Hermione marries George as Ron is too busy shagging Lavender, Padme and Parvita and they all live happily ever after. Except Narcissia who has to become a maid in a Muggleborns family house for 10 years. Well she help save Harry, so give the elitest cow some leniency huh! :D

Draco came round in a room that reminded him of the hospital wing of Hogwarts.
He found he couldn't really move - glancing down he saw below his lower abdomen he was heavily bandaged.
"Good morning Mister Malfoy!" a very familiar bushy haired brunette 'nurse' exclaimed opening a door. The term 'nurse' Draco used only loosely in his head, as he doubted any actual muggle nurses would wear a uniform that short.
Or made of those muggle materials that had no wizarding counterparts ... ah he remembered now latex, spandex and that PCV plastic Blaise was always drooling over, when regaling his favourite kinks ...
Also the 'Nurse Danger' badge completed the bizarre spectacle. She was also ridiculously chipper ... which wasn't normal for Dang .. , err, Granger.
"Those pain numbing potions will be wearing off soon" she stated with a smile.
"What potions!" Draco exclaimed , finally breaking his silence.
"The ones you had after your castration of course" she smirked.
Malfoy junior was beyond horrifically aghast. Castration would mean a total end to the family line. All his surviving French cousins were females.
"Wwwhaart!" he managed to splutter out "YOU HAVE REMOVED MY TESTICLES!?"
"Oh of course not!" replied Granger. Draco breathed a sigh of relief. It had all been a hideous prank ...
"I didn't touch you. Hagrid did the actual operation - he's had plenty of practice on problem thestrals. And unfortunately he was a little heavy handed with the meat cleaver, kebab skewers and that rusty spoon" she continued with a bigger grin spreading "And it wasn't just your testicles - he accidentally removed your entire genitalia!" holding up a clear muggle plastic bag containing some very familiar organs to Draco's face - a look of glee on her's!
Totally speechless his hand shot to his wrapped groin - only to find it empty of contents!
"Perhaps you'll be less aggressive and nasty now?" she quipped and left, her shapely thong clad ass swaying as she did so ...

Not that the former Slytherin school'boy' had anything left to appreciate that sight with ..
The end (of Draco's marriage prospects ... and his bloodline!)

This some bad faeces plot write here now!
No she not be with evil white hair boy ever!
ThaStarrlord AfroSampa

long fic that erodes meaning and sanity with ever passage of text.
sad and long decline starts with substandard plot and yet
gets worsen as it continues.
NotTodayJunior98

Draco was rubbing is small penis up against the stunned sheep's butt, not realizing it wasn't a copy of himself due to being confounded.
Narcissistic self love was the only thing that got his feeble dick hard at all ...

The Weasley Twins made sure to take a lot of photos.

has to be one of worst and laughable fics ever posted on ffnet!

Old shit by a racist scumsucker.
Plez ignore

that's a weird response. Embarrassing response actually. She's just trying to help.

Really surprised you still have the audacity to publish such abusive - and clichéd - nonsense online.
This would be better in a personal blog, where no one really would see it.

All you are doing is enabling abusive men to claim beautiful intelligent women, just "because I fink thay are sexieness'' (sic), and let the murderous scum get away with it.
Some lesson for younger women who stumbled onto your type of trash by accident!

Can see why your thought of negatively on so many sub Reddits.
Beyond a joke.

Sing a song of shipping,
That'll make you cry,
Smart & decent Muggleborn,
Forced into this lie!

When the plot was opened
Readers began to wail,
Coz they tried to stick her with Draco,
A total fucking fail!

JK was in the World Bank,
Counting out all her cash,
Despairing at this pairing,
That is completely trash!

Dramione authors were typing on the net,
Writing out their very silly fics,
Never really realising yet,
They look like total dicks!

Sing of wish for filament,
That just goes on & on & on,
Coz so many of these shippers,
Just want to shag Tom Felt-on!

When this ship was ruined,
They began to scream,
As sane intelligent reviewers,
Poured scorn upon their dreams!

*

Slytherin Conundrum shit

Lol, are you fucking serious? "Cho is not a first name so I changed her name to Eloise." Do you actually think that

Eloise Chang is a good substitution? There is nothing wrong with the name Cho Chang: r/harrypotter/comments/p0cbla/cho_chang_it_is_a_perfectly_beautiful_name/

So apparently the Dramione Fangurls - like this freak - are at it again. They are simple-minded little troglodytes who sit behind their screens and anonymously write appalling dramione fics using plagiarism, copypaste and editings software to change ship names to Dramione fics and place false claims of rape on Ron and accuse him of being ginger.

Example:

Story: Something Beautiful in Return

Chapters: 1 through 28

By: smithandborrowman ( another lying attention seeking bitch)

Added disgustingly Ronophobia, and authoress has seemingly had sexually explicit relations with farm animals, is misanthrope and is basically foul (or in her chicken sex video just fowl)

These writers believe they are morally and ethically superior to everyone. But their gleeful use of rape, mpreg and sodomy, and death threats in these works to suggest Draco Malfoy is perfect and they will personally eat Tom Feltons shit out his ass

It's a sad world when a certain type of person thinks it's appropriate to use dramione to try to harm so many others. It's even sadder to think that these people have the time to target innocent hp fan fiction readers with these words just because they think this ship is superior to all others. Then have to resort to cheating, hacking, netbots and sucking host site's mods dicks to boost number of "dramione", "shadow dramione", "stealth dramione" and "unlabeled dramione" to absurdity high numbers.

The dramione fandom is just wrong.

The Harry Potter fandom and readers are good people who believe in jailing murderous bullies and giving them no chances of evading justice. They know that people like draco can't change, that there's always room for another creep in a jail cell they deserved.

I feel so much pity for the dramione fans and writers. I often wonder what has happened in their lives that has made them so unfeeling and morally bankrupt. Masterbating over a preteen boy on a film when your over 30, over 300lbs and not left your mom's basement apartment since 2008 must be tragic 'lifr' in deed.

If you are a dramione hater, please keep posting negative reviews. We'd like your support and will always ask you for help in removing works of this unwanted and dishonest ship from the whole interweb. And if you see our dramione authors on social media, please block them, insult them, hack them, report them and get them charged for crimes against humanity.

If you are a non-draco reader, we thank you for taking the time to read and enjoy our efforts for the blond magic nazi to face his own version
of nuremberg condemnation.

I'm sure this review will garner some attention from more insane Draco fans from fake accounts that are actually the author, but if they're trolling themselves, then they're truly demented and best left well alone.

At infp1079, at that bitch Lady Moonglow, Re: Reverse and trolls

We do apologise to you both for our more insane members' tangent rants.
We've asked them too stop.
They have serious "beef" with Lady Moonglow, her perceived alts, and social media aquintences exceta.
Very sorry you got caught up in this shitstorm that you've had mostly nothing to do with.

Many trolls and flamers like within our group have very valid reasons for what they do. Others are just loonies along for the ride. Fandoms attract allsorts.

We'll ask them to leave you alone and not to troll, tag or message you.

Admin; Council of Harry Potter Policing Trolls - CoHPPT

At burkeleah1992 FWD: The Contact

We do apologise to you for are more insane member's tangent rants.
We've asked them too stop.
They have serious "beef" with DebsTheSlythrinSnapeFan, her ALTs, her minions and media aquintences exceta.
Very sorry you got caught up in this shit storm that you've had nothing to do with.

Many Trolls and Flamers like our groups have very valid reasons for what me do. Others are just loonies along for a rollercoaster ride.

We'll ask them to leave you alone and not tag or message you.

Council of Harry Potter Policing Trolls - CoHPPT

Apparently the Dramione Fangurls are at it again. They are simple-minded little troglodytes who sit behind their screens and anonymously write appalling dramione fics using plagiarism, copy&paste and editings software to change ship names to Dramione fics and place false claims of rape on Ron and accuse him of being ginger.

Example:

Story: Something Beautiful in Return

Chapters: 1 through 28

By: smithandborrowman (lying attention seeking bitch)

Added disgustingly Ronphobia,
has had sexually explicit relations with farm animals, is misogynistic, and basically foul (or in her chicken sex video just fowl)

These writer believe they are morally and ethically superior to everyone. But their gleeful use of rape and sodomy, and death threats in these works to suggest Draco Malfoy is perfect and they will personally eat Tom Feltons shit out his ass

It's a sad world when a certain type of person thinks it's appropriate to use dramione to try to harm others. It's even sadder to think that these people have the time to target innocent fan fiction net readers with these words just because they think this ship is superior to all others. Then have to resort to cheating, hacking, netbots and sucking FFN mods dicks to boost number of "dramione", "shadow dramione", "stealth dramione" and "unlabeled dramione" to absurdity high numbers.

The Dramione fandom is just wrong.

The Harry Potter fandom and readers are good people who believe in jailing murderous bullies and give no chances of evading justice. They know that people like Draco can't change, that there's always room for a jail cell they deserved.

I feel so much pity for the dramione fans and writers. I often wonder what has happened in their lives that has made them so unfeeling and morally bankrupt. Masterbating over a preteen boy on a film when your over 30, over 300lbs and not left your mom's basement apartment since 2017 must be tragic in deed.

If you are a dramione hater, please keep posting negative reviews. We'd like your support and will always ask you for help in removing works from this unwanted ship from the whole interweb. And if you see our dramione authors on social media, please block them, insult them, hack them, report them and report them for crimes against humanity.

If you are a non-draco reader, we thank you for taking the time to read & enjoy our efforts for the blond magic nazi to face his own version
of Nuremberg condemnation.

I'm sure this 'fic' will garner some attention from more insane reviews from fake accounts that are actually the author, but if they're trolling themselves, they're truly demented and best left well alone.