Slytherin Conundrum shit

Lol, are you fucking serious? "Cho is not a first name so I changed her name to Eloise." Do you actually think that

Eloise Chang is a good substitution? There is nothing wrong with the name Cho Chang: r/harrypotter/comments/p0cbla/cho_chang_it_is_a_perfectly_beautiful_name/

So apparently the Dramione Fangurls - like this freak - are at it again. They are simple-minded little troglodytes who sit behind their screens and anonymously write appalling dramione fics using plagiarism, copypaste and editings software to change ship names to Dramione fics and place false claims of rape on Ron and accuse him of being ginger.

Example:

Story: Something Beautiful in Return

Chapters: 1 through 28

By: smithandborrowman ( another lying attention seeking bitch)

Added disgustingly Ronophobia, and authoress has seemingly had sexually explicit relations with farm animals, is misanthrope and is basically foul (or in her chicken sex video just fowl)

These writers believe they are morally and ethically superior to everyone. But their gleeful use of rape, mpreg and sodomy, and death threats in these works to suggest Draco Malfoy is perfect and they will personally eat Tom Feltons shit out his ass

It's a sad world when a certain type of person thinks it's appropriate to use dramione to try to harm so many others. It's even sadder to think that these people have the time to target innocent hp fan fiction readers with these words just because they think this ship is superior to all others. Then have to resort to cheating, hacking, netbots and sucking host site's mods dicks to boost number of "dramione", "shadow dramione", "stealth dramione" and "unlabeled dramione" to absurdity high numbers.

The dramione fandom is just wrong.

The Harry Potter fandom and readers are good people who believe in jailing murderous bullies and giving them no chances of evading justice. They know that people like draco can't change, that there's always room for another creep in a jail cell they deserved.

I feel so much pity for the dramione fans and writers. I often wonder what has happened in their lives that has made them so unfeeling and morally bankrupt. Masterbating over a preteen boy on a film when your over 30, over 300lbs and not left your mom's basement apartment since 2008 must be tragic 'lifr' in deed.

If you are a dramione hater, please keep posting negative reviews. We'd like your support and will always ask you for help in removing works of this unwanted and dishonest ship from the whole interweb. And if you see our dramione authors on social media, please block them, insult them, hack them, report them and get them charged for crimes against humanity.

If you are a non-draco reader, we thank you for taking the time to read and enjoy our efforts for the blond magic nazi to face his own version
of nuremberg condemnation.

I'm sure this review will garner some attention from more insane Draco fans from fake accounts that are actually the author, but if they're trolling themselves, then they're truly demented and best left well alone.

At infp1079, at that bitch Lady Moonglow, Re: Reverse and trolls

We do apologise to you both for our more insane members' tangent rants.
We've asked them too stop.
They have serious "beef" with Lady Moonglow, her perceived alts, and social media aquintences exceta.
Very sorry you got caught up in this shitstorm that you've had mostly nothing to do with.

Many trolls and flamers like within our group have very valid reasons for what they do. Others are just loonies along for the ride. Fandoms attract allsorts.

We'll ask them to leave you alone and not to troll, tag or message you.

Admin; Council of Harry Potter Policing Trolls - CoHPPT

At burkeleah1992 FWD: The Contact

We do apologise to you for are more insane member's tangent rants.
We've asked them too stop.
They have serious "beef" with DebsTheSlythrinSnapeFan, her ALTs, her minions and media aquintences exceta.
Very sorry you got caught up in this shit storm that you've had nothing to do with.

Many Trolls and Flamers like our groups have very valid reasons for what me do. Others are just loonies along for a rollercoaster ride.

We'll ask them to leave you alone and not tag or message you.

Council of Harry Potter Policing Trolls - CoHPPT

Apparently the Dramione Fangurls are at it again. They are simple-minded little troglodytes who sit behind their screens and anonymously write appalling dramione fics using plagiarism, copy&paste and editings software to change ship names to Dramione fics and place false claims of rape on Ron and accuse him of being ginger.

Example:

Story: Something Beautiful in Return

Chapters: 1 through 28

By: smithandborrowman (lying attention seeking bitch)

Added disgustingly Ronphobia,
has had sexually explicit relations with farm animals, is misogynistic, and basically foul (or in her chicken sex video just fowl)

These writer believe they are morally and ethically superior to everyone. But their gleeful use of rape and sodomy, and death threats in these works to suggest Draco Malfoy is perfect and they will personally eat Tom Feltons shit out his ass

It's a sad world when a certain type of person thinks it's appropriate to use dramione to try to harm others. It's even sadder to think that these people have the time to target innocent fan fiction net readers with these words just because they think this ship is superior to all others. Then have to resort to cheating, hacking, netbots and sucking FFN mods dicks to boost number of "dramione", "shadow dramione", "stealth dramione" and "unlabeled dramione" to absurdity high numbers.

The Dramione fandom is just wrong.

The Harry Potter fandom and readers are good people who believe in jailing murderous bullies and give no chances of evading justice. They know that people like Draco can't change, that there's always room for a jail cell they deserved.

I feel so much pity for the dramione fans and writers. I often wonder what has happened in their lives that has made them so unfeeling and morally bankrupt. Masterbating over a preteen boy on a film when your over 30, over 300lbs and not left your mom's basement apartment since 2017 must be tragic in deed.

If you are a dramione hater, please keep posting negative reviews. We'd like your support and will always ask you for help in removing works from this unwanted ship from the whole interweb. And if you see our dramione authors on social media, please block them, insult them, hack them, report them and report them for crimes against humanity.

If you are a non-draco reader, we thank you for taking the time to read & enjoy our efforts for the blond magic nazi to face his own version
of Nuremberg condemnation.

I'm sure this 'fic' will garner some attention from more insane reviews from fake accounts that are actually the author, but if they're trolling themselves, they're truly demented and best left well alone.

08/08/2022
Queen Elizabeth the Second on her tablet:
(Scrolling through net on her iPad)
"What's this? Fan fiction? Worth a quick look. Magical Nazi trying to have sex with a outstanding Muggleborn? Now I've seen everything!"
*thud*
NOW SEE WHAT YOU'VE BLOODY DONE!

Unforgivable Maybe

#Malfoy threw a dirty spell
Don't ask me what, it had a nasty smell
He looked at her as it fell
And now he's in her face
Traded his soul for evil lust
Knuts and sickles for a ass to bust
She wasn't looking for this
But now Malfo's in her way
His stares are holdin'
Black robes, little pale skin was showin'
Cold tight, britches trusting
Where you think you're going, Hermione?
Hey, I just imperiused you, and this is crazy
But you know this, dumbass, he'll make you suck it lady!
It's stiff but tiny, right in your face 'Mione
So here's my hard dick, so lick it Grangey
Hey, I just cursed you, and my aunt is crazy
But here's my dark mark, I molest you lady.
And all the other Slytherin's try to chase you
But here's my wand, so your under my control, Grangy!
You took your time with to fall under my will
It took time, but that's my blunder
You gave me all that mudblood crap,
And that massive slap
it hurt and made me reel
I'll rape you and make you squeal
this is how it'll make your pain real
And no one's in my way
Your butt I'll be holdin'
Ripped panties, pussy showin'
Hot ass, I'll be screwing
Why'd you think you'd stop me, Grangy?
Hey, I'll just fuck you, and my dick is lazy
But here's my attempt, to master you lady
It's as hard as it's gonna get maybe,
But I'll go limp, and it's your fault Grangey
Hey, I'll just hit you and blame you like crazy
I insulted you and Weasley's Mom
And all those boys tried to hit me
But then my ego's so big, had to get u Grangy
Before I devastated your life, I wanted revenge on u so mad
I raped you so bad, I messed you up, ur so so sad
Before I ruined your life, with my revenge and I'm so glad
And you've always known that
I am a user creep who is so, so bad
(Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad)
It's hard to look right at you, after I forced you
But your a mudblood, so no one cares lady
Hey, I just fucked you, and I got crazy.
Your were so sexy, but then no one likes me
And all the other wizards hate me
And Potter's after me, so I'll run now Grangy.
Before I ruined yo' ass, and Auoras caught me
I misjudged it so bad, I messed you up so, so bad
Before they lock me up and suck my soul
And you should know that you can save me
So call out & don't condem my maybe?

With apologies to Carly Rae Jepsen

She can't even tell him to go fuck himself as his inbred pureblood dong is limp tiny and won't reach his anis!

Wow, I can't believe you left the story here! It's really too bad, because the story was very enjoyable. But life has a way of steering us down other roads, and sometimes the muse just deserts you. Still, very entertaining.

Would be brilliant if Ron spunked up Hermione and Draco later licked out her unwashed pussy! *Taste the Ron-Blow* lol lol

Little miss Hermione,
Sitting in a tree.
Pissing all over,
Draco's dead bodieee!

Little miss Hermione,
Doesn't give a fuck.
Coz stupid blonde poshboy,
Pushed his fricking luck!

To 13
Author abandoned this realized they couldn't make this pair work right. Last two books derailed carefully crafted plot notes dating back to before enen OoTP was released. Became unworkable & writer knew it. I had personal messaging correspondence with them back then & bounced many ideas. Can't find my password handily, so can't log on to retrieve those messages sorry. Haven't access to that Iaptop location due to pandemic lockdown & stuck at relatives home.

Is this abandoned. Its so good

Lol Hermione rambling

Authors FAIL to recognise that Smart!Sexy!Bi!Gay!Slick!Draco was originally written AS A JOKE:

LeatherPants!Draco, dates from The Draco Trilogy. A famous scene in Draco Sinister features Draco wearing incredibly tight leather pants. In 2001, Cassandra Claire explained the background of the phenomenon:

"The Draco in leather thing was originally a joke! A joke! At the very end of the first series, Draco Dormiens, I apologized in my author's note to everyone who had wanted Hermione and Draco together, and said "Well, he's better single anyway, now he can go forth and fight evil on his own, maybe in some kind of leather outfit." I meant nothing particular by it, especially since I wasn't planning a sequel series at the time. Well...the email poured in, and I do mean poured in, I was astonished. People sent me pictures of Draco in leather that they had drawn (I've got a collection now) and almost all the reviews for that story and the next one asked for Draco wearing leather. I don't usually cave so easily, but I have to admit it started to strike me as a funny idea. I'm not nearly as good a planner-aheader as Lori is, I tend to write much more off the cuff, so I must say I've taken about as much time dwelling on how on earth to get Draco into leather pants as I have on any other more significant plot twist."

So she unwittingly spawned thousands of crap!fics there & then & damn aren't we cringing & suffering these appalling stories for it ..