Reviews for Donatello and the Swede Syndrome
Starchild0Starlight chapter 2 . 3/3/2016
This is sooooooo funny! )
Agent B Tiger chapter 20 . 5/20/2015
And so everyone went back to America, except Donatello, who started a new life in Sweden and was never seen by his family ever again! *bursts into tears*
DONATELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *sobs*

The turtles and Master Splinter swore off TV and toast in their grief... and also because none of them knew how to fix the television or the toaster. April had gone loopy and vengeful, and Master Splinter felt that she was a bad influence on Leo, Raph, and Mikey, so they weren't allowed to see her anymore. Then, a few months later, Casey's legs were badly injured in a fight with the Purple Dragons, but Donnie and his medical expertise were gone, and the lack of immediate treatment led to the wounds getting badly infected. Casey had to have both legs amputated to keep his own body from killing him in its fight against the infection and was bound to a wheelchair for the rest of his life.
Then Mikey was captured by some weird people in the woods while they were helping Casey recover at his grandmother's old house out in the country. They kept him locked up in a computer locked military vehicle. No one could hack the computer to unlock it, and its defenses were solid enough that Raph couldn't break into it with his sai. The weird clan of woodsmen sold Mikey to a circus in Europe (but not one that ever went to Sweden) where he lived the rest of his days. He had friends in the circus and he was pretty happy, but he missed his family. He also suffered from a newly developed allergy to dairy and had to swear off cheese, which limited his pizza selections. :'(
Leonardo and Raphael were crushed at the loss of their youngest brother so soon after losing Don, and they got into a really big fight, which ended in kitty slapps and screaming like angry preteen girls. Raphael called Leonardo a gyoza-brain. Leonardo stormed off and joined the foot clan.
Master Splinter died a few weeks later of a broken heart, but left his entire inheritance to Raphael (which wasn't much. Mostly just a stick.) as well as his own Master Yoshi's Secret Recipe for Pizza Sauce. Raph turned pacifist and buried his sai with Master Splinter. Then he hung Master Splinters staff on the wall in the lair and started his own pizza restaurant. It became super successful because of the secret recipe that Raph used. His pizza place served pizza so delicious that nobody cared that he was a mutant turtle. He became a multimillionaire and retired at the age of 37 and bestowed his restaurant upon his adopted son, Donanardalangelo, an Utrom that he'd rescued as a baby.
He lived at the farmhouse with Casey and suffered from severe depression attacks which he pulled through with great courage thanks to the only family he had left, Casey and Donanardalangelo.
Leonardo was working for the Shredder and completely unaware of his father's passing. The Foot wasn't really focused on "evil" or "conquering the world" anymore. Shredder had decided that he wanted to raise guinea pigs and watch My Little Pony. Leonardo replaced "number 4" (who ended up marrying Julia after working out their misunderstanding) in the elite guard. He was one of the under-directors for the film "101 Guinea Pigs" (starring Prince Albert VII and his siblings and cousins)(The original Prince Albert had passed away by then.) He was also the lead non-guinea pig actor, playing the part of Mr. Roger Badcliffe. Karai played Mrs. Badcliffe and Hun was the lead villain, Crusty McDevil. Leonardo and Karai both won Oscars for their spectacular performances. Hun threw a fit and resigned in jealousy. Then he moved to Sweden to hang out with his old friend, Oscar (whose name, due to unfortunate coincidence, reminded him of his failure and caused him to be rather depressed and to gain a reputation as an extremely cranky neighbor).
The End.
Agent B Tiger chapter 17 . 5/20/2015
Don't take ice cream from strangers, you silly little girl! At least it was Karai and not some random evil lady who wanted to kidnap you. THE ICE CREAM COULD HAVE BEEN DRUGGED!
Agent B Tiger chapter 7 . 5/19/2015
The entire foot clan has gone mad!
Agent B Tiger chapter 6 . 5/19/2015
Traditionally, Santa's elves don't look like giant turtles. :D
Shredder defends the honor of Santa and chews out a foot soldier for making a mindless comment. Yup, he's cracked. He's a nut. A cracked nut. musta been dropped on his head.
Agent B Tiger chapter 5 . 5/19/2015
So, how is Donatello fluent in Swedish anyway? Was he practicing for when he wins a Nobel Prize or something?
Agent B Tiger chapter 1 . 5/18/2015
*reads chapter*
*Suddenly has flashback to Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Chapter 17*
Lockhart: "Hello. Odd sort of place, this, isn't it? Do you live here?"
Donatello: "Konstigt ställe. Bor ni här?"
:3
Elsa chapter 2 . 5/5/2015
Konstigt att läsa svenska/engelska xD
Elsa chapter 2 . 5/5/2015
xD konstigt
tmntninjaturtlesfan chapter 20 . 8/11/2014
You should change your name to notdun :)
tmntninjaturtlesfan chapter 18 . 8/11/2014
Leo tripped over Her sure he did. Are you sure he didn't just fell into her lap on purpose?
tmntfan4ever chapter 20 . 7/31/2014
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
I wish to Fly chapter 20 . 8/27/2013
No! There must be MORE! Please please please update.

:Bowfly:
sweetness chapter 4 . 8/22/2013
Raph is older than Don...just sayin
toed-mater chapter 11 . 6/24/2013
hahahahaha! please no more! hahahahaha! I'll talk! YES! I DID IT! I ATE THE LAST COOKIE! ooooh, my sides hurt.
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