Reviews for The Games Children Play
ADDAMSFAMILYTREE chapter 1 . 8/27/2014
Great story. Now al we need is a good crossover as HARRIS tracks down a fugitive to MAYBERRY with WOJO'S help, and they get a taste of everything from BARNEY FIFE'S packing around just one bullet to AUNT BEE'S good homecooking in the process?
Tauna Petit-Strawn chapter 1 . 12/24/2011
LOL It's been years since I've Barney Miller for years. That was FUNNY!
nittanyapple chapter 1 . 2/18/2009
Cute! I love Dietrich...haven't seen Barney Miller in almost 2 decades, but Harris and Dietrich came right back to me...that smirky little smile Dietrich gets when he's messing with Harris! LOL Nice job.
RA'AY'MOND chapter 1 . 6/19/2007
Funny, and in character.
Smithy chapter 1 . 11/19/2006
Cute. My favorite episode was when Wojo brought in these hashish {marijuana} laced brownies and everyone who ate them {with the exception of Barney, who said he had to get rid of the spare tire} got so stoned they had to go home.

Favorite lines:

Barney and Harris:

"Here, take these down and have them analyzed."

Harris eats one.


"You were right. That was the lab. They were laced with hashish."

"And I made a pig of myself."

Barney, Wojo and Fish:

"Wojo, were you aware those brownies you brought in were laced with hashish?"


"Are you sure, Barney?"

"Varified by the lab report."

"First time in twenty years I've felt good, and it has to be illegal."