Reviews for Those Lacking Spines
ShadowLDrago chapter 9 . 12/23/2015
Xaldin has a point, Nobodies are pretty much sociopaths, who by definition, don't really care about others unless it suits their purposes. Also, Xemnas's Seme is called, Mansex. *sigh* Yeah, I suppose I should have seen THAT one coming a mile away.
ShadowLDrago chapter 8 . 12/23/2015
Ah yes, mockery of crackfics and angstfics at once. Always fun.
ShadowLDrago chapter 7 . 12/23/2015
Well, Xaldin DOES have some epic sideburns... Also, Vexen continues to be epic.
ShadowLDrago chapter 6 . 12/23/2015
I don't mind It's A Small World that much honestly. Though Vexen has a point, being part Disney means it's not gonna phase him. The Cake song however, I've tried to listen to it, and it sounds annoying as all hell.
ShadowLDrago chapter 5 . 12/23/2015
I friggin love Larxene, she's so delightfully insane.
ShadowLDrago chapter 4 . 12/23/2015
I freaking love these guys, their comedic timing is PERFECT! Especially Lexeaus. "Will as strong as stone." Yeah, I wouldn't make analogies like that when confronted with a geomancer. Also, Xuxastell is Larxene. I kinda figured what with her being Number XII, but, this isn't good. Also, Jeffiroth. I have to be honest here. I laughed way harder than I should have at that.
ShadowLDrago chapter 3 . 12/23/2015
This is great, this is poking fun at virtually every fanfiction cliche in fanfiction, KH or not. And Vexen as usual manages to be extremely entertaining, although "nuts for it." Really Vexen? REALLY? That was really bad. And I wholeheartedly approve.
ShadowLDrago chapter 2 . 12/22/2015
Wow, kinda feel bad for Axel now.
ShadowLDrago chapter 1 . 12/22/2015
I'm surprised the Gutless don't know about Xaldin, Vexen and Lexeaus, especially the last one, he was one of the few members of the Organization along with Axel and Marluxia who actually gave me a challenge while playing Chain of Memories.
anoni chapter 1 . 11/11/2015
this thing is too funny. I cant stop laughing
Reine de la Mort chapter 13 . 8/5/2015
So to summarise, this was the story of 3 sociopathic, depressive anti-heroes putting on an act of intrepid gentlemen scientists, who go on a quest to save their comrades and thwart a crazed 12-year-old girl who was plotting to achieve godhood through the usage of a mind-control parasite that infects testicles, turns them sentient, and enslaves men to her will?

This really sounds like the kind of plot only a woman could create.

Also I love it.
Dorayaki-chan chapter 1 . 5/25/2015
I love this fic way more than I should. Seriously I burst out laughing from chapter 1. Nicely done!
scarsofloki chapter 1 . 4/5/2015
Hi, guys! So, I've actually loved this story for quite a while. I'm popping up now to show my husband, who... has dreads that started out as braids. So it actually is conceivable for a person to braid their hair and have it come out dreadlocked in a few months. Then again, we did meet several white folk who deliberately dreadlocked their hair and their method seemed to be... different... so, erm... I guess I'm trying to say both "dreads" and "braids" should be valid to describe Xaldin's hair?

Gosh. Now I'm tempted to write a crack fic starring Xaldin, because my husband, Loki, actually vaguely resembles my headcanon of Younger!Dilan (around age 19).

I always saw Saix's hair as light blue o.o

"Cream and two sugars, LIKE HIS SOUL" is my favourite phrase. It's fun to walk into a coffee place with Loki, my husband, standing next to me dressed all in black with a trenchcoat to boot, and order a coffee, cream and two sugars. LIKE HIS SOUL.

Aw, sweet, Axel and Roxas got the PS2 working! What were they playing and who won?

oh gods, Ienzo was, like, ten years old when Aeleus and Even were taking care of him in Radiant Garden. I would HOPE Lexaeus and Zexion weren't shagging, but then again, I know this fic and the ones it mocks were written before BBS came out.

I'm trying to read all of Saix's lines in his voice actor's voice, and failing miserably. This is hilarious.

That sounds awesome, Saix, but Xaldin, Vexen, and Lexaeus have to go water their toasters.

[a personality and demeanor of] complete and utter submission. Oh gods. I am now imagining a HORRIBLE Kingdom Guts x Fifty Shades crossover. Actually, yes, the plot of a really horrible pornography, that is essentially Ana's transformation in Fifty Shades canon, so good call there, Xaldin.

The Saix they recruited was sexy as all hell and manly to boot. That fluffy monstrosity was... not.

My Marluxia muse cocks an eyebrow at his fanfiction counterpart's, er, characterisation.

"He was truly the master." ...bator.
you had to know that was coming. And I'm probably not the first one to say it XD

Ohmygosh, does this Marluxia grow giant pitcher plants large enough to swallow a grown man whole?! THAT WOULD BE SO AMAZING AND PITCHER PLANTS ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND, AND, AND-!

Oh gods, this whole story is starting to remidn me of a Harry Potter crackfic I wrote waaaayyy back in the day to troll an ex-cowriter of mine who was a Suethor and a very unrealistic yaoi writer.

"You are barking up the wrong tree entirely, Number Nine." Yessss. I firmly believe that Lexaeus is either heterosexual or asexual (and all Nobodies are aromantic).

"We shall fix you." I think the Gutless already took care of that.

Loki would simply like to comment, "Wow." He was chuckling quite a bit.
TheDaveOfGuy chapter 1 . 3/9/2015
My Review of Those Lacking Spines:

Dear Gexegee, (And Org. VI),
This is a masterpiece. I figuratively shat bricks whilst reading this. Your witty and cracky humor is truly unmatched. The Ukes and Semes were amazingly crafted, adorable (in Zexy-poo and Demykin's case), and so, so very extremely funny. The great production at the end was just marvelous. I adore how you covered just about every stereotypical and stupid thing in fanfiction, while keeping in with the three hero's (not-)personalities. This is one of the best things I have read on FF.N, and will probably make references to it for the rest of my life. I absolutely loved it!
Thank you!

Luv always,
Rolco The Fallen Angel Xx. -
Guest chapter 2 . 2/19/2015
seriously, your ability to write comedy is astonishing. you should consider becoming a screen writer. I would definatly enjoy a tv series written by you.

its been a while since I've laughed that hard. Well Played.
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