Reviews for How To Make Your Own Dinosaurs
tess chapter 1 . 6/17/2014
i need to convince my mom to let me do this hmmmmm how does this sound, "mom can i borrow about oh idk $64000 to by myself some Triceratops Serratuss DNA and enough money to borough a pregnant crocadile as well as some more money to buy some frog DNA." so do you think my mom will let me? JK i would NEVER try to 'cheat God' like that Dr. Ian Malcolm is totally correct in the first movie the dinosaurs had their chance but God elected them for extinction
this is tess signing out
Tasharn chapter 1 . 2/12/2013
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DarkKnights chapter 1 . 11/25/2012
This is so going into my favorite's. AWESOME Story!

Kepp it up bro ;)!
Sassy Lil Scorpio chapter 1 . 12/22/2006
This was really funny. I enjoyed reading this, especially Step #1. I'm sure Dodgson would love to get his hands on Wu's drunk yammerinmg's about cloning. Good job!
mrbeans chapter 1 . 10/28/2006
Very nice,

1- "Note; Dr. Wu wrote this while drunk..." that was funny.

2- Muldoon's book was priceless (MAKE A FIC FOR THAT ONE TOO, PLEASE!)

3- Just wondering but did you just not run it through spell check or were the misspellings because Dr. Wu wrote it while drunk? :)

4- I enjoyed the refrences to DIY. ("Here we have a nice adult Velociraptor...OH GOD!")

5- Finnaly, I liked the little "dumbass" interjections. I have a friend who says that alot when he's sober.

-mrbeans
Rinse and Repeat chapter 1 . 10/14/2006
Wow. Great job making me laugh. Best lines:

"Note: InGen DOES NOT purchase DIY and homemade dinosaurs from strangers."

&

"This sign indicates that the dinosaur is dangerous and WILL KICK YOUR SORRY ASS IF GIVEN THE CHANCE."

I don't know why, but both of those made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe.
The Bell Tolls for Thee chapter 1 . 6/29/2006
Now that, Kicks ass...Dude, you're awesome!
kemicalava chapter 1 . 5/22/2006
hahaha! hilarious

i can actually see Henry Wu drunk and writing this
Radarck chapter 1 . 5/6/2006
Very nice! Sharp. On an unrelated note, did they actually have all those in the park? I can only spot 12