|Reviews for A Little Thing Called Love|
| Guest chapter 1 . 10/11
Murder the kidapper
| The Frog Ninja chapter 1 . 6/11/2016
[continuation (script form)]
(prison; 5 years later)
Prison guard #1: That druggie we arrested 5 years ago has escaped!
Prison guard #2: EVERYBODY TO THE SQUAD CARS!
(a large explosion is heard)
Guard #1: He blew them up.
Guard #3: LET'S GET IN THE PADDY WAGONS!
(another explosion is heard)
Guard #2: He blew those up as well.
Guard #4: LET'S BORROW THE S.W.A.T. VEHICLES!
(a third explosion is heard)
Guard #3: There go the S.W.A.T. vehicles.
Guard #5: LET'S GO ON THE MOTORCYCLES AND CHASE HIM DOWN!
(a fourth explosion is heard)
Guard #4: That's a 'no go'; he blew those up as well.
Guard #6: THEN WE'LL CHASE HIM DOWN ON FOOT!
Guard #5: Good idea.
Prisoner: I know where that guy's headed toward.
Guard #7: Where's he off to?
Prisoner: Pallet Town.
Guard #8: Thanks.
Ash: Well, the kids are asleep.
Gary: Let's see what's on TV.
News anchor: Breaking news; the drug dealer who was sentenced to life in prison 5 years ago has escaped.
News anchor: he blew up several police cruisers, several 'paddy wagons', several S.W.A.T. vehicles, and several police motorcycles.
Gary: Not good.
News anchor: He is now headed on foot for 25 Pikachu Drive in Pallet Town, home of Gary and Ashton Oak. Ashton is 7 months pregnant with septuplets.
Ash: Let's get everyone to the safe house.
Gary: Where is it?
Ash: In the basement.
Gary: KIDS! WAKE UP! WE HAVE TO GET TO THE SAFE HOUSE! THAT INCLUDES YOU, TYLER!
Tyler: Why are we-
Gary: (cuts Tyler off in mid-sentence) Quiet, Ty; he'll hear you.
Drug dealer: The basement; that's where he is.
Tyler: Did we leave the microphones on?
Ash: Good going, Gary; you forgot to turn them off.
(door to safe house is forced open by the Drug dealer)
Drug dealer: Gotcha!
(Tyler gets a bottle of Pepsi, opens it, pours some into a cup, and throws it at drug dealer's face)
Drug dealer: MY EYES!
Gary: Good work, Ty; let's get outta here.
(Drug dealer grabs Ash)
Drug dealer: Gotcha now, Ashton Satoshi Ketchum; don't even think about calling for your Pikachu to attack me, because I killed him. By the way, the name's Ralph; I'm 9 feet tall and weigh 643 pounds.
(Ralph's underground home; 1 months later)
Ralph: What is it?
Ash: My water broke; I'm having the babies.
Ralph: How many?
Ash: 4 boys and 3 girls!
Ralph: 10 centimeters dialated; you're ready to push.
(3 hours later)
Ash: For the first baby, Alex; for the second baby, Bianca. For the third baby, Cilan; for the fourth baby, Danielle. For the fifth baby, Edward; for the sixth baby, Fiona. And for the seventh baby, Giovanni.
Ralph: I guess now's the perfect time to take you home, tell all of your children that I'm their godfather, and walk myself back to prison.
Police officer: Where are you going, Mr. Rekkit?
Ralph: Back to prison, Officer Jenny.
Jenny: About that.
Jenny: It's overcrowded; you're a free man.
Ralph: I guess that as of this moment, I, Ralph Rekkit, am no longer a criminal; from now on, I'm the godfather to all of Ash's children; that includes the seven babies that were born just several minutes ago. Ash, I'll take you and the septuplets home in my hands.
(30 minutes later)
Ash: Kids, this is your godfather: Ralph Rekkit.
Tyler: Are going to be living here in Pallet, Mr. Rekkit?
Ralph: Yes; in fact, starting tomorrow, I'm going to be Kanto's new Pokémon Professor.
| AllyTheCoolGirl chapter 1 . 10/31/2015
Cool loved it
| Guest chapter 1 . 10/16/2014
| SouleaterShinigami chapter 1 . 2/21/2012
This is so freaking cute~! I loves it~!
| fungirl33 chapter 1 . 6/27/2010
This is so cute!
| ebony-ivory-me chapter 1 . 7/24/2009
Kyaa! I love it! Perfectly executed oneshot. Short, simple, and sweet. The point is clear, and I very much enjoyed reading it. Good job!
| facepalm chapter 1 . 7/16/2009
What the hell is this? What the fuck did I just read? What's WRONG with you? Okay, let me tell you something. GUYS CAN'T GET PREGNANT. I can only suspend my disbelief so much. Okay, so you attempt to justify it by saying Ash's gender changes. NO. People AREN'T frogs. They CAN'T change their gender. Furthermore, even if this were REMOTELY possible, how would he NOT NOTICE that his gender changes? YOU. FAIL. BIOLOGY. FOREVER.
AND you completely raped the canon. Like hardcore gangraped in a back alley. Isn't this show called POKEMON? Where the fuck are the Pokemon? Though if I were Pikachu, I'd get the fuck away from these dumbasses too. Ash's DAD? Where'd that come from?
Jesus Christ, I just died a little. Stop writing forever.
| Hikary Sanoko chapter 1 . 12/22/2008
aww.. this was cute!
| halcyonide chapter 1 . 8/10/2008
So cute, babies
| 100PercentVendetta chapter 1 . 7/24/2008
Aw! So cute! o~
| HoneyMuffin chapter 1 . 5/6/2008
LOVE this story!
Gary X Ash RULES!
You SO gotta continue!
This fic ROCKS~! _
| jessica499499 chapter 1 . 2/4/2008
I loved this stoy you should make a seqeul
| ASHGARY chapter 1 . 12/7/2007
One month from now, Tyler will be getting word that he is going to have twin brothers soon...
if ash was raped, how do we know the babies are his?
I SMELL DRAMA.
| Shingo the Pest chapter 1 . 12/1/2007
Aw, Ash will look so pretty with that extra big belly!