Warning! This is not a joke! Carry on reading! or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!

ONCE THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL CALLED CLARISSA, SHE WAS 10 YEARS OLD AND SHE LIVED IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL, BEACUSE SHE KILLED HER MUM AND DAD!

SHE GOT SO BAD SHE STARTED TO KILL ALL THE STAFF IN THE HOSPITAL SO THE GOVERMENT DECIDED THAT THE BEST IDEA WAS TO GET RID OF HER SO THEY SET UP A SPECIAL ROOM TO KILL HER, AS HUMANE AS POSSIBLE BUT IT WENT RONG THE MACHINE THEY WERE USEING WENT WRONG. AND SHE WAS SAT THERE IN AGONY FOR HOURS UNTILL SHE FINALLY DIED.

NOW EVERY WEEK ON THE DAY OF HER DEATH SHE RETURNS TO THE PERSON THAT READS THIS LETTER, ON A MONDAY NIGHT AT 12:00 SHE KREEPS INTO YOUR ROOM AND KILLS YOU, BUT SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY SLOWLY CUTTING DIFFRENT PARTS OF UR BODY THEN WATCHES YOU BLEED TO DEATH IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 20 PEOPLE BY MIDNIGHT SHE'LL BE COMING TO KILL YOU! SEND IT SO SHE HAS ANOTHER LOAD OF PEOPLE TO GET AND FORGETS ABOUT YOU DONT BELIEVE ME HEY?

EXAMPLE 1: JENNY DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDD FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREATHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW!

EXAMPLE 2: TOM ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW WRONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)

Weird and random, but brilliant! I loved it!

Ha ha, I love Animal! He's so funny!

This was really cute. I love both the Muppets and the X-men. Very nice. I would not mind reading another X-men/Muppet crossover if you feel like writing one. I enjoyed reading this. Well done.

Very amusing. I have not read a story that has made me laugh as much as yours did in a long time. Thank you for posting it!

im a very happy person now. I can live the rest of my life in satisfaction now that i have read muppet mayhem. It's safe to say i love you! Will you marry me? :D please?

FUNNY! Do some sort of sequal, maybe where the X-Men or Logan finds one or more of the Muppets in X-Men uniforms.

I'm so glad I found this story again. Believe it or not I couldn't stop thinking about it. I've been looking for a while, but this has got to be the greatest weird crossover I've ever read. (Lol) I loved the way it was written, (very well, I might add) and I loved the way you portrayed the characters. It took some...genious I guess, (P) to get something as good as this out.
Thanks for taking the time to write it.
P.S. Loved the parts with Wolvie especially. D

When did you decide to write *9* chapters? ::slightly horrified, but too amused::
Did well though. Its kind of scary thinking of Sinister as Henson...

He he he!

Very funny and very cool.

Loved the fact that animal was obsessed with Wolverine you could almost believe that Logan was scared of Animal, he he he (evil laugh, bordering on insane).

Lupine Draconis

A very- for lack of a more fitting word- INTERESTING crossover. Also interesting is whatever made you think of it... was it caffeine? Sugar? I've heard of the both of them doing strange things to people...

that was a really cute fic...I like how you even got Harry Potter in there!

I LOVE THIS STORY!

Although, I was kinda sad that Kurt wasn't in it. He almost looks like a Muppet, doesn't he? I love Animal, he's my favorite, and thanks for including the Swedish Chef!

i have died from laughter and will send you the bill for the funeral shortly

funny story, i LOVED it.

ciao!

"Wolverine! Wolverine! Wolverine!" Ah, I loved this... totally mental, honestly... muppets!