Reviews for Hell Gates Tango
Sgt. Sporky chapter 1 . 11/1/2011
Hey Burnsie. Am I allowed to call you that yet?

Ahem. Anyway, I actually read this a few months back (still trying to find the actual song) and I've only just realized now that Bluefen, considering a certain something you mentioned in "Veiled in Deciet", would have been more suited to the verse sung in German, ya?

But otherwise, it made my day.

Best Wishes!

PS: Do me one vavor: delete all them obscene reviews from "Scarytales Can Come True" would you?
Sgt. Sporky chapter 1 . 11/1/2011
Hey Burnsie. Am I allowed to call you that yet?

Ahem. Anyway, I actually read this a few months back (still trying to find the actual song) and I've only just realized now that Bluefen, considering a certain something you mentioned in "Veiled in Deciet", would have been more suited to the verse sung in German, ya?

But otherwise, it made my day.

Best Wishes!

PS: Do me one vavor: delete all them obscene reviews from "Scarytales Can Come True" would you?
Gijinka Renamon chapter 1 . 6/21/2009
Very nice work. I haven't seen the movie, but I have heard the song, and it's pretty darn catchy (if rather dark). Heck, I'm thinking of doing my own filking of the song...
T0M Serv0 chapter 1 . 6/26/2006
Hey, this is a wonderfull, well-written story. Guess the rest of the reviewers have more to say than me. But hey, what else can I say? This story is beyond mere words. Good luck with the next projects!

Snuffie
Harliq and Amsterdam chapter 1 . 6/3/2006
8 pitchforks outta ten! this rocked my socks. haha.

I luv the whole Sagitar thing cuz the pearls of Lutra is my fav part and (as I mention in my fic) I always thot Ublaz was a playah!

I also liked the whole gritty, yet darkly humorous setting. My kind of fic.

oh ya, and an extra high-five for originality!
Redwallfreak108 chapter 1 . 5/29/2006
Lol i find this really funny. I may sound stupid to ask this but... whats number seventeen?
kareah chapter 1 . 5/26/2006
DA HA HA! AH HA, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

THAT ROCKED!

Bluefen: Swartt, you chop that mouse ONE MORE TIME...

CHOP.

I took a long bow and fired a warning shot... into his head.

DA HA HA! AH HA, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

YOU ROCK, LABURNUM! YOU ROCK!

Kurda was priceless; that was SO clever of you! Yes, I DID notice that little "uh-uh/uh-huh" thing. Kurda innocent? Yeah right...

Sagitar was cool. Who were the other six wives? Let's see, who do we have: Romsca, Zurgat, Rippdogg, Bloodsnout, Grath, and Viola. Well, maybe... I mean, those ARE the only other females mentioned that ever came to Sampetra (or at least were MENTIONED).

Silvamord was a riot: He ran into my sword... ten times. I can SO imagine that happening! Which otter was she screwin'? Or which otter did he THINK she was screwin'? Finnbarr Galedeep?

Celadine: I don't see WHY see she should be upset that people think that Felldoh should be with Trefoil... but then again, in this fic, he was her husband, so that IS understandable...

Tazzin: Oh. My. Gah! Slitfang and SCUMMY? OMI-DA HA HA!

That was lovely... albeit very disturbing...

I never saw that movie, but it was described to me by a friend. While I was reading this, I keep on imagining my friend's voice singing the words... heh heh.

Again, I LOVE THIS!

YAY!

Well, good work. Bye bye!