Reviews for Once Upon A Midnight Dreary
Sgt. Sporky chapter 1 . 6/9/2011
Slagar: I resent being called a child molester!

Matti: I resent being called a child!

Anyway, god almighty do I wish I could do things like this. I'm a clever little snot, but not so much in the poetic way as the kill-you-by-poisoning-the-rim-of-the-cup-instead-of-the-wine way. Yes, I know I blatantly stole that from Swartt. Poor Redtooth. Hey, wasn't that exact featured in OFUR?
Paimpont chapter 1 . 4/2/2011
So, just out of curiosity, if this is a T rating, what would you rate M? Nooooo, don't answer that! Excellent writing, but I kind of want to poke my eyes out now.
Germansausage999999 chapter 1 . 1/20/2011
LOL I spent 3hours looking for said tales

Of warlords & pleasure there called... *shudders* your was scarring

a fitting poem for them
Aeidhryn-who-is-ashamed chapter 1 . 9/12/2010
Eh, I was skimming. Just skimming. So if I missed the PPC on the first round- well- uh, sorry. However, you could PPC it if it was that bad. And I'm guessing it was THAT SERIES?
Aeidhryn-in-a-hurry chapter 1 . 9/12/2010
can I have a flame-magnet for my fridge? The ending was hilarious. Redwall DOES NOT NEED HARDCORE! Reminds me of Do Not Want.

Do me a favor and check out the PPC. The PPC sporks/kills/makes fun of bad slash and Mary-Sues.
Gijinka Renamon chapter 1 . 7/5/2009
Ah yes, the so-called "That Series". I picked up on it while traversing though the Protectors of the Plot Continuum archives (being a longtime fan of the PPC-verse)... and dear God, Jesus, Buddah, and all the other dieties out there! If there's one thing I (a very jaded) person doesn't need, it's one of my childhood favorites being messed with like that! Bleah... thank goodness for the PPC, eh?

Anyway, excellent poem, it does sorta lighten the pain...
Jarrtail chapter 1 . 10/30/2008
Personally, I'd go with the chainsaw idea. Destroy badslash!

drunkambrose chapter 1 . 10/5/2008
link me to it. i want to flame the author.
JyrFalcon345 chapter 1 . 7/12/2008
XD that was a kickass story...and now i want to know what, 'that story' is listed as...I MUST KNOW
Imcannedfruit chapter 1 . 7/27/2007
Hah, this is really good!
Nimoru Darkblood chapter 1 . 6/28/2007
I assume you are referring to that absolutely freaking godawful "That Series" by some author whose name has lots of U's in it.
LittlePsychoWolf chapter 1 . 3/23/2007
As I lay in fetal pose upon the floor

Stunned from all the sex and gore

Quoth the poor innocent reader,


Hilarious, and absolutely freakin' amazing.
MegFallow chapter 1 . 12/5/2006
I loved it! It made both laugh and think at the same time and that is not a easy task believe me. I agree with the idea that some lemon fic priviledges can be abused by sick wierdos that can make the characters go way way WAY out of character even for a parody and you expressed that so very well.

lemons are nice to read sometimes but it depends on if its a good well-written one or a mindless pornfest.
Dandylions chapter 1 . 10/18/2006
ugh... to true. Redwall lemons are disgusting. I've accidently stumbled upon a few of them and it's horrible. Awesoem job. Glad you wrote this.

T0M Serv0 chapter 1 . 6/27/2006
Yeah, I've been through that already. I was pretty pissed about the godawfull stuff they did with South Park slash, which still pisses me off to this day. Kenny's not a whore (clearly, in the episodes, he'd rather do chicks than dudes), Kyle holding The Mole in his arms doesn't account to love at first sight; the guy was more intent on getting his mother off of his back than dealing with the frenchie's death, and...I'm sorry. But yeah, that was brilliant. Too bad I haven't seen that much Redwall smut. I don't think I want to, though.

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