Lol, I Like This Sarcastic Harry. He's So Going To Get Into Slytherin. I Can See It Now. XD

I think you missed an opportunity here, to wit:

My name's Terry Boot, by the way...

My name's Hermione Granger, by the way...

(Harry) OH MY GOD! You really ARE all interrelated!

I love your story- it's absolutely fantastic! Can't wait to finish it!

i think im dying of laughter

In England, we say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and this very American Harry exemplifies why.

GO HARRYYYY... SACRIFICE PROFESSOR SQUIRREL!

Ginny definitely has a romance novel addiction in her future. *snickers*

Love Ruebella! As a retired Child Psychiatrist (we have all the anti-child skills of Child Psychologists, plus the Power of The Prescription, so we're MUCH more EVIL!), I can see what's she's doing, and it's exactly the correct approach to take with Harry.

Kudos on writing a snarky, oppositional child so well (even if his diction is a bit advanced for a 10 year old, but I've seen the same thing before so no worries), and a very skilled Child Psychologist working on him. Most people who try, FAIL. I'm guessing you've either had good training, or some experience in 'the biz'.

BTW, one of the reasons I burned out and got out is that they wouldn't let me slap the mothers who desperately needed it. I can completely empathize with Ruebella; nobody listens to your recommendations until AFTER the kid has burned the house down. Yeah, there's a story there.

OMG!

ROFLMAO!

Oh, this is just too funny! I've snorted coffee up my nose while reading this. I blame you, of course.

Snarky!Harry is hilarious!

Do you plan to kill me by choking?

75% of this chapter was me choking

Those Last two lines...

I'm dying right now.

OH MY GOD! This story is absolutely genius.

love the sorting

love the hyphenated version of the owls name