This fiction turned bad really fast!

when i heard (Well read) harry saying "now now" i dreaded his meeting of lockheart...

Looks like Dumbledore won't be hearing the end of it, at least for a while. Nice chapter, keep up the hard work!

Dumbledork was definitely in for one heck of a shock. Now McGonagall will be ripping him a new one. Nice start, keep up the hard work!

Wow... just wow. I dont normally comment so this is a huge compliment but you're too good to ignore. This is DOPE!

Absolutely hilarious, but needs to have a crackfic disclaimer or tag.

Happy good days love you your girlfriend love you

I love this book, but I hate Hermione. She is such a bitch.

I am halfway expecting Harry to send Hermione a card for valentines that starts playing Stephen Lynch's Hemaphroditie. XD

Awesome fic! Keep going!

Just an fyi; The length of the wand The size of a person's personality. Hagrid has the longest wand in history, apperantly... but I think your Harry might just go past 16 inches. Might wanna consult potter wiki and fix that.

I really wanted to keep reading this, this sociopath Harry is different if nothing else

your Harry exhibits some symptoms of Complex PTSD, something I always said Harry should have had

Your Harry is annoying as hell and I love him.

I LOVE IT, is not often that a fic has me holding my belly in laugh so you can't imagine how much I appreciate it

"Can't even fight off a troll!", oh, that was awesome.
I really wish there was more of this, I need to go look for fanfics like this, it was bloody awesome.

I found a few potential misspellings and such and sorted them by chapter:
1
"cousins and uncles to lazy to " - "cousins and uncles too lazy to "
" a letter same font" - " a letter with the same font"
"more of Dudley than" - "more to Dudley than"
"and found one he began writing " - "and found one. He began writing "
"if wanted to" - "if he wanted to"
"o men and the woman behind it" - "o men and the woman behind them"
"a beard doing down to there was " - "a beard going down to the ground was" or "a beard going down to there was "
"you pay in me in small" - "you pay me in small"
"omplicated that Harry" - "omplicated than Harry"
2
"You don't you even" - "And don't you even"
3
"needed to capitalized " - "needed to be capitalized "
4
"himself to face to face" - "himself face to face"
"that she was not trying to be funny" - "that he was not trying to be funny"
" then everyone could know" - " then everyone would know"
"she managed to asked" - "she managed to ask"
"she making him" - "she was making him"
" into secluded part" - " into a secluded part"
" of the great pranksters " - " of the greatest pranksters "
5
"because he really could bring himself" - "because he really could't bring himself
" hands felt the powe" - " hands and felt the powe"
"and seem to think all H" - "and seemed to think all H"
6
"You're cake's almost" - "Your cake's almost"
7
"just the ancestors," - "just their ancestors,"
8
"on his person was only minorly " - "on his person and he was only minorly "
" fells the need to inform that said" - " felt the need to inform him that said"
"assures that the" - "assure him that the"
12
" I want thing be a " - " I want thing would be a "
13
" me as number fellow," - " me as a number fellow,"
"appeared to clawing at his head" - "appeared to be clawing at his head"
15
"it would" - "it would be"
"up to metaphysical" - "up to a metaphysical"

Thanks for writing, that was a really really entertaining read that made me practice less for that exam on Wednesday, and I hope you have an awesome day!