This is honestly the funniest harry potter fanfic I have ever read. Definitely my go to fic for whenever I need a laugh.

Yours,You-Know-Who

Fucken lol'd, oh my god. Strange bodily fluids of overly excited elves, what the hell!

Love the story. I think Voldermrot's nickname should be you-know-hoot.

I love this so much please continue it.

Okay so the abuse MIGHT have given Harry more issues than insecurity hidden by rampant megalomania seeing how easy it was for him to scacrifice Quirrel.
Im starting to think him threatening Fillius by saying he’s going to kill house elves for a ritual was an actual threat.

This is terrible

Harry gets very annoying at some points and I dont know its just that out of all fics I have read I cannot fathom Harry being a continuous pain in the ass for some people.

nice

I really don't believe I just read 17 chapters without throwing up or being traumatised... it's all rather depressing... but then, on the upside... I get to imagine the author coming to Scotland and being savaged by a herd of wild Haggis - throwing Neeps and Tatties at him, her, or it... as I dream up my own screwed up ending... and ultimately dream of Harry ending up in bed with Hermione, Tonks and Fleur...

Wait is snape there? he. !? I love this Harry

This is has been my go-to fic for genuine shits and giggles for years now…hahaha

Excellent story. Excellent humour. The type i will read multiple times to assimilate the joke

yeah don't be friends with hermione. she's a bitch at age 11. how much worse can she get with age (a lot)

omg I LOVE THIS HARRY. hahahah yes sarcastic harry is the best.

bye bye hermione you'll fare better in ravenclaw honestly. for both you and the gryffindors' sakes

LOL yes beautiful havoc and honestly ron weasley it's disgusting to have an old rat as a pet wtf dude