I really don't believe I just read 17 chapters without throwing up or being traumatised... it's all rather depressing... but then, on the upside... I get to imagine the author coming to Scotland and being savaged by a herd of wild Haggis - throwing Neeps and Tatties at him, her, or it... as I dream up my own screwed up ending... and ultimately dream of Harry ending up in bed with Hermione, Tonks and Fleur...

Wait is snape there? he. !? I love this Harry

This is has been my go-to fic for genuine shits and giggles for years now…hahaha

Excellent story. Excellent humour. The type i will read multiple times to assimilate the joke

yeah don't be friends with hermione. she's a bitch at age 11. how much worse can she get with age (a lot)

omg I LOVE THIS HARRY. hahahah yes sarcastic harry is the best.

bye bye hermione you'll fare better in ravenclaw honestly. for both you and the gryffindors' sakes

LOL yes beautiful havoc and honestly ron weasley it's disgusting to have an old rat as a pet wtf dude

they're his own flesh and blood, you said, well apparently that doesn't as mean as much to some people as it does to you," she chastised, "and how did you not notice this? Didn't you bother to check in on poor little Harry once?"

yes why hasn't anyone checked up in harry

Voldemrot… 'I'm sorry,'" the boy mocked in a deep voice, "'but you have The-Rot-That-Must-Not-Be-Named in your basement.'"

Snape choked on his tea.
LMAO

This chapter genuinely made me laugh out loud. Amazing work!

Just a Spade casually dropping by
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this harry is basically british JR (hes a close friend of mine)

My goodness, I've read this before but I'm back. Harry's comments have caused a supernova in my brain birthing many questions into being. As this is my brain, I think this could work as a line of questions from Harry. This Harry anyway. Just imagine him asking the houselves the many questions he posed to the adults. And others like, "how do houselves procreate", "do you even procreate or do you just pop into being"? My goodness my brain. Anyway, great story. :)

Then the pale, foreboding man (foreboding in the manner an incubus is foreboding, that is) grabbed Harry's arm and declared, in that uppity, 'I'm gay and know it, but you better not say a word' tone, "You will not be leaving until this child apologizes to my son for—"

HELP IM LAUGHING SO MUCHH BAHAHA

Every time I read this story I laugh. Out loud. And then have to explain to the people around me how great this story is. Thank you once again.

i hate it when these arent finished