Reviews for Senior Citizens
bbrae forever chapter 1 . 1/3/2014
Really, no lemon?! I wanted a lemon! Make a lemon please!?
Fayari chapter 1 . 10/27/2010
All you can do is die...
AnNyanimous chapter 1 . 5/29/2010
That really scared me X I really liked that randomness though! Lol they popped outta nowhere into the OPS room
Moonlight123 chapter 1 . 8/31/2009
I'm going to make sure their is no car in sight when i cross the road. it's kinda creepy if you ask me.

your writing was good, i like it, and now i'm scared to be near a old person driving
Hunter Greene chapter 1 . 2/8/2009
darkgraywolf chapter 1 . 7/20/2008

[Slade stepped softly onto the roof of the tower just in time to hear a pair of screams followed by an equally spaced pair of thuds. With a shrug, he approached the doors to get into the tower from the roof.

He opened the door slowly just to be blinded…

…by a…

…pair of…


Toriano.Flacko chapter 1 . 5/17/2008
epic... humor! okay old people, turn left at the nearest traffic light. NO! NOT THE MOVING ONE! (car screeches as i get run over) Agaaga! THUD! THIS is why old people don't drive cars...

Robin! My 'senior citizens alert' senses are tingling! RUN!

wait a minute. how come Beast Boy already feared senior citizens behind the wheel? shouldn't he have already been dead if he knew this would happen? NO, WAL-MART's THE OTHER WAY FOLKS!

... old people...

hang on. what if it was a kid behind the wheel? i'm talkin' a five-year-old with a major growth spurt. i gotta know! uh-oh. they've found me. i don't know how, but they found me. RUN FOR IT GUYS!

kid-behind-the-wheel: hm, what does THIS pedal do... hahahahahaahahahahaha!

Me: Arrghh!
ReoccuringComatose chapter 1 . 4/27/2008
Man that was hilarious. Though I am wondering why no one decided to just stay airborne or escape using the T-Jet, Car, what ever they got. I guess the only one I felt sorry for was Cyborg, the burger was the first victim, and I couldn't stop laughing XP.
loli-neechan chapter 1 . 9/4/2007
XD funny! o muy bueno!
Kevorkian chapter 1 . 6/30/2007
Absolutely wonderful! I was constantly laughing all the way through. Since you want specifics on what I liked, I'd have to say...the sheer hilarity present in all properly done parody. For example, the obvious allusions to a horror movie, the "I don't want to die a virgin", and just the whole idea of senior citizens driving around in a tower that has no apparent road access. Brilliant work.

Ravyn13 chapter 1 . 6/17/2007
First of all, I love your penname. It's just great.

Second, this was a fantastic story. I was laughing the whole way through. "Dearest, swing away..' that's just wrong! LOL



Puddehcat chapter 1 . 5/2/2007
Aw... the last bit was cute with ze squeeshee poem

did you get the idea from SP? y'know the one whee everyones dieing from old peeps drivin?
FireDitto chapter 1 . 4/24/2007
-laughs quietly- that was very entertaining and interesting. In all honestly, I'm not sure what I liked more or less... The way it kept twisting and turning, brilliant.

At first, I thought it was a game or something, some form of training that Robin had created - wit Cyborg's help, most likely - something three-D

... Before I started reading it, I thought they'd be on the road, in the T-car, and swearing at senior drivers -laughs-

A wonderfully written story!

RisenGrave chapter 1 . 3/26/2007
ROTFLMAOOMFGWTFBBQANUS. That was hilarious. I almost fainted from laughing. God. Who knew Slade would meet his end by old people in a car. Man that was funny

iceypeach chapter 1 . 2/2/2007
ah not the elderly...dude now I'M afraid of old people driving! so scraed...that was the funnieststory iever read...!BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA...HHAHAHAHAHHA is always better with BA
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