|Reviews for The Very Secret Diary of Hector Barbossa|
| Lasgalendil chapter 1 . 11/26/2013
Entirely OOC but entirely HILARIOUS. (hungry/thirsty/horny)!
Great work this. I'd love to see more!
| SupahMan14 chapter 1 . 11/18/2013
This is fucking hilarious xD Great job, great job x'D
| ingeniousmacabre chapter 1 . 5/2/2013
Oh ha. Hahaha.
So gold. (pun intended.)
| Bookworm Gal chapter 1 . 4/3/2013
This was hilarious beyond all measure. You definitely should sequel this for the events of At World's End and On Stranger Tides. Good luck.
| DarthObsydian chapter 1 . 3/20/2013
| linchpinquin chapter 1 . 10/21/2012
That was so hilariouly amazing! Brilliant!
| Seyfert chapter 1 . 3/26/2012
| anotherdormantaccount chapter 1 . 3/11/2012
I want an apple.
And also to get laid.
And also some wine.
I think that sums up the curse for Barbs... laughing like a maniac
| K.W chapter 1 . 12/31/2011
OMG! Loved it! v. funny story. IRL lols. Enjoyed mostly shopping list and moods. Must thank fan forum for rec.
mood: grateful to funny author.
| santaflash chapter 1 . 9/21/2011
I love this! Hilarious and such a unique idea.
Loved the part about Jack shooting him and then his realization. :)
| Pirate-on-Fleet-Street chapter 1 . 8/20/2011
I love this kind of humour. Priceless lines in this story! I found the abbreviations funny, thinking of what time period this actually takes place in so it took me a second to realize that a/b was actually about and not some pirate code! Love the portrayal of Jack as well, the thoughts on the "un-Turner" girl, Bootstrap, and especially the monkey. Wonderfully entertaining!
| Lady Sybelle chapter 1 . 8/4/2011
Tortuga. SHOPPING SPREE!
- figure-flattering overcoat (11 pieces)
- new boots (6 pieces)
- whores (1 piece/night x 3 whores x 4 nights, 12 pieces)
- captain hat (v. flattering, poofy feather, 3 pieces)
- dress (wine-colored, 13 pieces)
- monkey w/pirate clothes (4 pieces)
- apples (1 piece/bushel x 5 bushels, 5 pieces)
At Isla de Muerta. Going to go lift curse! Equipment:
1) final piece of gold – check
2) blood sacrifice – check
3) latest round of plunder to add to stash – check
4) apples to eat – check
5) wine to drink – check
6) beautiful girl to rape – check (see #2)
The girl wasn't a Turner. Jack Sparrow is alive (& still smells). Lass was rescued by some fops in a stolen navy ship & is still wearing my dress. Also has final medallion.
Mood: UNHOLY RAGE.
The list goes on and on...before I died from laughing!
| Umeko chapter 1 . 7/2/2011
Hilarous. I really liked his shopping list and to-do list.
| A Changing Persona chapter 1 . 6/20/2011
Hmmm...Barbossa really likes his apples, aye?
| Dead Account777 chapter 1 . 6/16/2011
LOL love the story )