To Lyris Malachi,
We were very disturbed while reading your work. The implications that Hogwarts is a sentient being, even when the students are walking insides during the school year, is deeply unsettling. Although the LGBT content was appreciated, the sentience ruined any joy the representation gives the reader. Students walking through the halls are walking through a sentient being. This is unnerving and gross. Please refrain from writing these works in the future. Despite my better judgement, we're giving this a 10/10, would absolutely read again
bye

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DEAR GOD NO WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READ

you thought more about if you could but you never stopped to think if you should.

wtf did i just read?!(oh gods i need BLEACH)

I've smoked weed and I don't know what brand you use bro...the maximum I've hallucinated is my boyfriend atop a unicorn...this is crazy...Hogwarts and the squid...active imagination bro

WTF IS THIS

what tf fuck

This might be the best story line from any HP Fan Fiction. I was quickly intrigues by this classic opening. I may have read this many times, but it always feels like the first. I may not have been the biggest Harry Potter fan, but this story definitely made me a BIGGER fan. Wow, this will be studied in the Smithsonian on alternative and creative storytelling for generations to come.

This is a masterpiece of modern literature

I can never unread this story

what kind of fucking weed were you smoking lmao

fuck this

big fan of the squid

i just got sent this and i have no words. it’s well written tho.