Reviews for First Encounter
Archaeopteryx chapter 1 . 1/20
This is sheer awesomeness! Two things to say/ask:
#1. Hogwarts you naughty boy!
#2. The squid was wanting to have a career in acting...was he wanting to act in tentacle porn?
Sacar13 chapter 1 . 1/19
HOLY FUCK. What the hell did i just read?
Oldskeet chapter 1 . 1/7
That was great!
nirman chapter 1 . 1/5
Just awesome
null1024 chapter 1 . 1/1
what is this I don't even
Maybe I should have just gone to sleep instead of reading some link I was sent on IRC...

I actually fell. As in, onto the floor.
I think I'm going to pass out from laughing. Distressingly magical.
Guest chapter 1 . 12/17/2013
First encounter, and last, I assure you. You do realize that marijuana is illegal in most states, save for medicinal purposes, right?
Guest chapter 1 . 12/17/2013
Wtf? This is so weird
Guest chapter 1 . 12/13/2013
A Had to make some modifications but was able to fap to this.
Picelli chapter 1 . 12/8/2013
I-its.. Its a house and squid fucking! *MIND BLOW*
MissLizet chapter 1 . 12/4/2013
This is genius!
Guess who's high chapter 1 . 11/30/2013
crack at its finest! i salute you for this...disturbing yet...unique tale...
ionicpulse chapter 1 . 11/16/2013
that was the best story that includes the potter-verse i have ever read BRAVO!
Guest chapter 1 . 11/9/2013
The Cheshire Cheese chapter 1 . 10/12/2013

My sister told me about this story, and I just had to read it. It was hilarious! I now completely ship this pairing. I love all the little details-the spanking, Hogwarts' wet climax at the end, and especially Hogwarts wondering what the other schools would think! You sir have just won the Internet.
IEatCats22 chapter 1 . 10/12/2013
What a romantic story! I love the hot sex between Squid and the Castle! (I won't lie...I'm kind of jealous of Hogwarts right now!) Great work!
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