Reviews for First Encounter
Guest chapter 1 . 10/9/2013
what in the actual fuck went through your mind when you wrote this?
omg. you are damaged.
blackelf99 chapter 1 . 10/6/2013
Featured as #1 weirdest fanfic on a list, so congrats, i guess. I would have rated this M. And one ast comment:

MY EYES BURN
anonymous chapter 1 . 10/3/2013
I died laughing reading the reviews. And congrats, weirdest fanfiction award goes to you. Seriously, this has been rated as the top weirdest fanfiction in
Guest chapter 1 . 9/27/2013
This is utterly brilliant and completely retarded at the same time. Kudos. :D
NatAngel Dark Wings chapter 1 . 9/25/2013
Saw this at number 1 on a top 5 Most horrific Sex Scenes in Fan Fiction list and after reading this...I will admit I found it kinda funny. Alittle messed up. But funny :)
Lol I wonder what would happen if I made my friends read this. Hell I've screwed up there childhoods enough I'm sure they can handle it...maybe
Guest chapter 1 . 9/21/2013
this fanfic was amazing and funny, I was grinning like a madman by the end of it
11/10 would read again
Aoki Aoi 16 chapter 1 . 9/16/2013
Accidentally clicked post...
Thanks a lot Audrey, for making me read this
You know, at least this isn't NEARLY as bad as Dipper goes to Taco Bell from the gravity falls fanfiction archive...
That's really messed up, dipper goes to Taco Bell...
Aoki Aoi 16 chapter 1 . 9/16/2013
Wtf did I just read? Thanks a l
Neville Longbott chapter 1 . 8/28/2013
I wish I hadn't had the misfortune of seeing this horrific tale unfold before my eyes in person, but I regret to say that it is all completely true. All of it. I was still on campus lost on the 4th floor of the east wing when it began, because I turned around to look for my rememberall. I ran back to my room as the carts to the train were about to leave, when I mistakenly got off of a staircase on the wrong floor. When I realized my mistake, I immediately returned to the place where I had gotten off of the stairs, but they were gone. The castle was beginning to shiver at this point, and I feared for my life. Small stones fell from the ceiling as the castle grew more and more excited, and it was at this point that a giant tentacle shattered the window pane nearest me. I took off in quite a fright and made haste for the nearest doorway. This door, by chance, led to the room of requirement, within which I saw seventeen dozen pairs of handcuffs and a massive dildo. I didn't wish to stay to be killed by this octopus, so I committed hari-kari which I then learned does not work at Hogwarts. There was an ancient curse placed by Japanese Kamikaze pilots over the school which forbade suicide, so I was teleported to my grandmother's house, covered in blood, shame, and ink.
Guest chapter 1 . 8/17/2013
What the fuck did I just read.
xLilim chapter 1 . 8/5/2013
This is so disturbing in an incredibly fascinating way and it is so nicely written too. And the fact that this was called "First Encounter" made me wonder if you ever had any others planned...oh god, please don't.
Guest chapter 1 . 8/5/2013
wat
Led Feynman M.D. D.D.S. Ph.D chapter 1 . 7/31/2013
Brava, featured on Cracked!
What the fuck chapter 1 . 7/31/2013
What in the almighty fuck was that. It was well written I must agree. But what the fuck
HelloMrJones chapter 1 . 7/29/2013
After much prodding I've finally read it. Oh dear.
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