|Reviews for Luna's Hobby|
| GodricGeoffreyGryffindor chapter 1 . 12/12/2011
"defenestrated sex... hurt any squirrels?" Say what? "Defenestrated" is a funny sounding word meaning thrown out a window. The only way there would be enough time to have sex in that situation would be if the couple were wearing bungy cords, and even then I see no way to involve squirrels unless they're flying squirrels.
The entire story falls flat for me, even though I like the Luna/Harry pairing and dislike Ginny/Harry. The reason I like Luna and not Ginny is that Luna never schemes. She may innocently foil the schemes of others, but she always goes for the straightforward, literal, logical to a fault approach. It's Ginny who's the conniving witch spelled with a b.
That and I find the entire idea of Potters being consistently attracted to redheads gag-orific. If they were, there would be some evidence of it in at least some red highlights in their jet black hair.
| James018 chapter 1 . 10/4/2011
| Selina Novella chapter 1 . 9/4/2011
And to avoid Ginny Weasley, Susan Bones, and possibly Blaise Zabini at all costs. GINGER! *spazzes* ;)
| lazyguy90 chapter 1 . 4/13/2011
Oh this is brilliant! Nice work.
| werd me chapter 1 . 3/4/2011
| Lerris chapter 1 . 1/29/2011
Well, other than getting past the goblins, it is even quite plausible. Now I wonder how she will go about being the one to win Harry's affections...
| banjo2E chapter 1 . 1/12/2011
just made you one of my favorite authors
| KirijamaScion chapter 1 . 12/28/2010
Lily the date-rapist... new slant on things certainly
| zer0123 chapter 1 . 12/27/2010
this is the funniest damn thing ive ever read rofl
| Somatic chapter 1 . 12/13/2010
How Harry Potter should have happened. Luna is awesome, Ginny is a female orangutan(?). I swear J.K has a huge ginger fetish, all the impressive characters seem to be drawn to them- Harry, Hermione and Fleur. Harry/Luna is much better in my opinion (which sadly means nothing).
| Darth Drafter chapter 1 . 11/22/2010
Have I already reviewed this story? I don't remember, but either way it's completely bad ass. Fear Luna.
| Sheaman chapter 1 . 11/15/2010
This only affirms my belief in your love of Luna and hatred of Ginny (that was hidden so well, too) but...this was pretty freaking hilarious. Very nice.
| farwalker chapter 1 . 9/7/2010
| ForgottenTales chapter 1 . 5/27/2010
Damn, Luna is evil.
| Zeetthegreat chapter 1 . 2/25/2010
Dude, that was one of the best reasons why Harry doesn't like Ginny ever. Would like to read a follow-up.