Reviews for The Biju Biju Fruit
TaurusMagma chapter 1 . 10/8
Emma Iveli, I've come back over and over again to this same story many times, Many years I've looked to this story for inspirations, I've had many hours of reading your story, so I'm glad that your story is still going. It's hard to find stories that keep going on for even half as long as your's has and I wanted to say that you show a lot of dedication for what you enjoy, I apologize if this sounds a bit odd, but please keep going with the story, your perseverance has helped me to keep going through a lot of things in life, I also love coming back to this story to see the ideas that you implement with the characters, after all these years I still enjoy the story and I mainly wanted to say "Thank you Emma".
maryomafyotu4o6 chapter 1 . 10/6
It was another fine and normal day at NERV. There were birds singing. Shinji was in one of the many bathrooms jerking off to gay porn. Askua was somewhere else being a bitch. Kaji was fucking somebody who wasn’t Misato. Lilith was hanging around. Get it? Hanging around? Man I’m funny. But anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. Minor characters whom only otaku remember* were doing there stupid ass stuff. Maya was being gay, Ritsuko was testing something, Keel Lorenz had fallen and couldn’t get up.
*I don’t know em! I don’t! I… dammit! Fine! I’m an otaku okay? Sue me!
And Gendo’s skullfucking Rei again. Wait, what? OH DEAR GOD!
Nope. I wish I was on drugs, but I’m not. He is. Gendo’s in his religiously significant office, with his pants around his ankles. Rei’s on her knees. Now you figure, “hey, classic blow job situation!” And that would be okay. Sure she’s underage, but she’s hot! And she is sorta his wife. Or daughter, or... something. But noooooo… Mr. Fucked up here has his dick in her fucking eye socket! It’s very good you can’t see this people! There’s lots of blood and mucus and tears here! Cause he’s fucking her eye, if you just turned in! Sweet Jesus, stop this!
Yet there is no stopping. Rei’s just sitting there. Blinking with tears, and that damn facial expression of her’s. She’s in her plug suit. Gendo you are a perverted FUCKHEAD! Dieeeee. Just dieeeeeeeeee.
But apparently I don’t mean jack shit. Because he’s still skull fucking her. Forget the Eva unit 1 experiment, I think we know now how Yui really disappeared. She’s probably in some damn dumpster somewhere because her husband SKULLFUCKED HER! Why does this happen? I’m gonna be sick!
Still going! He’s moaning and groaning and sweating and his balls are slapping against her nose and he’s all sweaty and he has a gut he must have been sucking in all this time. Yep. He’s riding that socket like a little bitch. His mouth is groaning but his hips are like “Who’s your daddy? WHO’S YOUR DADDY!” Rei’s taking it like a whore on heroin that needs the cash for her next high and can’t feel a damn thing. Hell, maybe she is. That’d explain a hell of a lot wouldn’t it? If ever a man deserved to burn in hell, it’d be this guy. Gendo is a pimp of the damned!
Oh look. Maya just walked in the office. Finally somebody is doing something to stop this insanity, you worthless shitlickers.
“Sir, you… OH SWEET JESUS!” Maya screamed out. “Is that your penis in her eye-socket?!” Gendo shrugged. Maya is vomiting, instead of jacking off like the rest of you fuckheads. Rei’s just staring with her good eye. Oh Christ. Did I just say that? Now I’m gonna be sick! Ugh. I just was sick.
“Relax Maya.” Ritsuko says. Oh she’s here too. And she doesn’t seem to be surprised. Oh lovely. Well, she’s fucking Gendo, we know she’s messed up. Oh look, her hands are in her pants. She’s masturbating. Why not? My mind is already destroyed. Now life is after my soul.
“Relax?” Maya’s blurting. “He’s fucking her eye! He’s plugging in the socket! Stuffing the brain turkey! Why not just squick* her while your at it, you sick bastard!”
*for those of you who haven’t read horrible doujin or are horrible people, that’s making an orfrice in the head with a drill or whatnot. It is disgusting. You freak.
“Aww… but it’s turning me on! I like watching Rei die. And it’s not like we can’t just get another.” Ritsuko shrugged.
“THAT’S NOT THE POINT!” Maya screams. “HE’S FUCKING HER EYE! THIS IS WRONG! WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!” Maya is pausing, presumably to take a breath. “WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG! Okay I’m done.”
“Ahh, cool down Maya. Tell you what. I’ll give you sweet dickgirl love.”
Maya raises an eyebrow “You’re a dickgirl?”
Ritsuko shrugs. “It’s an anime fanfic based on evil doujin. I can be a dickgirl if I want.”
“You mean like how I now have breasts that’d keep a farmhouse in business and sever my spinal cord?”
“Exactly!”
And so, Maya got some sweet dickgirl loving with her big cow adaudders and Gendo is still putting the raging cock in Rei's eye. You people are sick fuckers. Eat shit and die. I’m gonna go eat things. That aren't shit.
Taka chapter 326 . 9/29
This is good... When the new chapter gonna release?
erica.phoenix16 chapter 326 . 9/16
Thanks for updating. :)
W chapter 192 . 9/16
Where is g8 ch
xdrake24 chapter 291 . 9/13
Hoo boy Thriller Bark is in Full swing isn't it? So far it does not disappoint, and I like so far what FU has to bring to the table. I did think of Minatos corpse before I saw the A/N at the end of the chapter, and I understand why. I've also been waiting for Sasuke's promise to be fulfilled...can't wait.
Guest chapter 15 . 9/5
Ino cuz se has hair like sanji
AshK1980 chapter 326 . 8/28
Excellent update as always!
Guest chapter 1 . 8/28
Do you like Hannah Montana and Caillou? If so, read this story:

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It’s a Hannah Montana and Caillou crossover called Miley Meets Caillou. I hope you like it.
Leaf Ranger chapter 326 . 8/25
heh, hat poor Ape. And also that doctor really didn't know better, did he? He should have given up before he pissed Sakura off.

Sorry to hear about all your troubles. That really sucks. I hope things get better for you. Best of wishes!
StrongGuy159 chapter 326 . 8/25
Cool chapter continue please.
Gamelover41592 chapter 326 . 8/25
Excellent work on this chapter and sorry about the stuff that has happened to you as for the rest the doctor fight was funny XD
Redb4Black chapter 1 . 7/27
Just wanna let you know it's Roger and not Rogers
erica.phoenix16 chapter 10 . 7/8
Please update soon.
maryomafyotu406 chapter 1 . 2/24
Great story. Definatly glad that you accepted the challenge to make such a great story. Have a nice day
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