WHY, YES, I RETURN TO THIS STORY EVERY COUPLE OF YEARS (AND HAVE DONE SO FOR AT OVER A DECADE).

IT'S EXCEPTIONALLY WELL THOUGHT OUT, INCREDIBLY CLEVER, AND THE PAY OFF IS ALWAYS FANTASTIC.

AKA? WELL DONE YOU

This was a wonderful read. It really gave me a pick me up, after finding out that Dame Maggie Smith died today.

This fic is so good i was cackling the entire time

I have literally read thousands of HP may be the funniest story that I've ever read that was not a crack fic. Nothing seemed OOC or far fetched for the HP universe either. This is a work of art.

I love love love this. A insight into the amazingness that is Minerva McGonagall.

Nicely written. Thank you for making me laugh.

Terrific!
No one still handled Umbridge appropriately though.

Excellent!

Great beginning!

Ha! A Futerama reference!

Margarisha- 我同意，我也很喜欢这个故事，我很开心最后她喝上了热可可。

ARE YOU SOME PROFESSIONAL AUTHOR?!

That was brilliant. I'm still smiling broadly as I write this. Almost every line had me laughing. You've kept everyone largely in character as well. Also, a very readable high standard of written English that isn't always found in fanfic.

Just brilliant.

This story was such fun. Thank you.

This thing is longer than "The Great Gatsby" and has, honestly, very little plot despite a lot (a really big lot) of things happening. Yet it never feels drawn out or anything else but perfectly paced. It's incredibly funny and has so many great scenes that stayed with me from the last read over three years ago. I'm sure I'll read this again and cackle as much as I did all the times before. Thank you for this fantastical piece!