Oh my God. This is brilliant. I especially loved the penguins.
The only fault I can really complain of is that Umbridges first name is spelt Dolores, however a lot of the time it just felt like a deliberate mistake because I can definitely imagine the rest of the staff deliberately pronouncing/spelling Umbridges name wrong out of spute

I don't know how I missed your story all these years but I'm so glad that I found it. It's like a little extra Christmas present.

You are an extraordinary wordsmith that have a great talent for creating one of the best McGonagalls that I've read.

Thanks for adding a real gem into the world of HP fanfiction.

This is amazing! I absolutely love it! You have to do another series like this!

It isn’t often that I read fics revolving around teachers or any other secondary character from the Potter series bht boy am I glad to have found this exquisite little piece!

I’m in love with your characterisation and world building! I’ve never been more amused by a character’s inner monologue before. Poor Minerva! All in one day as well! Bless.

It goes without saying that she is one of my favourite professors at Hogwarts! I’m off to your profile page now, to see what other pieces of work you have!

Couldn’t stop laughing the whole time I was reading this.

You've spelled Dolores Umbridge's name wrong. It's not Delores, it's Dolores.

I immensely enjoyed reading your fic. I had a huge grin from the beginning to the end. Thank you

Thank you for a very enjoyable story ]

Truly an enjoyable and delightful story!

Amazing story. I’m totally in awe. I love McGonagall and you’ve totally captured her. All the supporting characters seemed very genuine as well. I love seeing Sinistra being fleshed out like this as well. Very nice work. I’ll be reading anything you write

Ok, I've been cackling like mad during the whole fic. I'm positive that someone would have thought I was a witch too in that moment, had anyone seen me. Please keep it up, it's wonderful, I want to assist to the humiliation of our dear toadlike High Inquisitor

This is the greatest thing I have ever read in my life. You are a magical person.
Literally I laughed more in the last hour than I have all week!
McGonagall is my favorite and you write her pppeeerrrfffeeecccttttllllyyyyyy
I love you with all my heart and soul

Now this is a fic.
You've added an extra day to my life. As an entirely different person.
Great work.

Thank you so much for writing this. It is the most interesting and hilarious piece of writing I have read in... most of my life.

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