IM IN STITCHES

Jesus christ it's been so long since I've been on here that I literally don't remember how to log in to leave a comment. In any case -

Hi! I wanted to make sure I say my piece just in case the portents floating around the internet come true and goes down for good. I really thought that I had reviewed this before, but apparently I haven't, which is a shame! This fic made my and my friends' lives so much brighter. We first read it in early high school, 2008-2009ish, and we loved it so much that we literally printed it out and did dramatic readings... often. Amazingly, I'm still friends with that same group of girls to this day, and this fic has become inside joke shorthand for us - "loomph", "bendy, if you will", and lord help us if we ever have to buy socks.

Thank you for writing this silly little episode - I've always envied your sense of humor, and your ability to make the ridiculous seem everyday. I hope life has treated you well in the years since you wrote this, and that you look back on it as fondly as I do!

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

:D

Just found this wonderful , brilliant masterpiece. After a terrible day, you've managed to cheer me up with his hilarious story. Thanks for the laugh.

lol just lol ... I love Paul :)

Lol

Actually very funny :)

This is so beautiful it brings tears to my eyes. Bravo, author. Bravo.

Hahaha

Lol

WTF?

Utterly fantastic. Superb, magnificent, mind-bogglingly amazing and so on.

Hah! Amazing story, great for a good laugh. Poor Jacob, pfft haha... And the merman, too. Nice one-shot, well done!
Thank you for writing and keep writing! !

"There was a sale..."

*dying*