Reviews for Do You Think I'm Pretty?
Guest chapter 1 . 7/18/2013
haha
Whoever chapter 1 . 9/16/2012
When I saw the title I just had to read it.
xCastielsGirlx chapter 1 . 11/18/2010
lol! i loved this! what song was naruto singing?
Karichi chapter 1 . 2/17/2007
never heard of this song and if i did i dont remember it; but it was interesting ov
o-0SaSuKe-DaRk0-o chapter 1 . 1/15/2007
hahahaha i told u so...well yeah...im going to shut up now...hehe

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter

My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class

Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass

I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too

Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?

I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks that don't dig guys like me

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be

Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony

Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity

But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry

Scoring with a super model would be easy

Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb'

Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become

That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair

No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear

I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks that don't dig guys like me

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes

The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean

See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline

No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen

I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis

Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this

And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway

And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet

I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks that don't dig guys like me

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

And I don't shave my heiny

Don't shave my heiny

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
calledscotty chapter 1 . 1/8/2007
OMG! This fanfic is so funny and really cute!

I totally died of laughter by the "the only noises I want to hear from him are..." comment xD

Anyway, it was fun reading something about Creamy. They're from Denmark, like me, and one of my friends has gone to school with them..
IntertwinedxDestinies chapter 1 . 9/15/2006
Very cute...great job!
weirdest1 chapter 1 . 9/13/2006
LMAO! HAHAAHHA...very funny...W1