Reviews for First Sex Talk
Guest chapter 1 . 11/9/2014
They had it good, well not Peter. Mine was with my sister when I was 5 and I was in the shower
Guest chapter 1 . 1/19/2014
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Guest chapter 1 . 9/13/2013
KETCHUP!
MarauderNight18793 chapter 1 . 8/5/2013
Ketchup?! LOLLLLLL
Galaxy-Defending-Hopeful chapter 1 . 12/10/2011
Oh my...*wipes tear from eye* This is amazing, so funny! Mine was when I was 11, at school :/ This is hilarious, though :)
RootsOfAHotelWindow chapter 1 . 5/25/2011
Aww I like it "A priest!" I definitely liked Sirius' story best!
lily chapter 1 . 9/16/2010
you know its good but that ketchup thing? i used to like ketchup now im just gonna think about it when ever im on my period D: ew
Katie the Word Nerd chapter 1 . 3/2/2009
HAHAHA! That was GREAT!
fenren666 chapter 1 . 11/20/2008
that is hilarious a bt sick but hilarous
ScarletVampyre chapter 1 . 8/28/2007
Ketchup? KETCHUP? If i were you, i'd be worried about that friend of yours...

Ketchup aside, this was hilarious. The Priest. THE PRIEST! WTF, brilliance. In fact, this fic pretty much had everything: creepy preists; prostitutes; Sirius and Remus being all sweet together; KETCHUP; and this line that had no right to be so funny, 'You thickhead, my mother did not rape me.' Hahah.

I absolutely loved this. Very well done!
koorimechick chapter 1 . 8/13/2007
haha, too funny. I imagined Lily learned it from Petunia. Maybe what started the conversation was she walked in on Tuney and her boyfriend! haha!
Butrfligrl07 chapter 1 . 7/7/2007
Can't... Breathe...

Laughing...too...HArd...

Nneeded... air... spellintg... go/i\\!%#$ ng... Baeiouyd...

Wheeze.

Sorry.
SuGaRLiLy chapter 1 . 2/20/2007
hahaha this was hilarious
KrisB.723 chapter 1 . 9/27/2006
Where in the H. did you come up with this one? Ketchup on a tampon, what the hell? I think I'm going to be sick from that!
Miz Felton chapter 1 . 9/25/2006
oh i remember my first sex talk. it was from my best friend's mom. she said i looked really pretty and don't let any boy get in my pants. kinda awkward but whateve.
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