I might use Luna Lovegood for something like this. The Mischievous Air Headed Seer Luna Lovegood who would blurts out seemingly random information and merely Grin or Smile Dreamily to the person who's trying to Interrogate her. Which Severus Snape and Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore are too Afraid to even use Legilimency on her, yet understanding that she knows more than what she's saying and just glad she's a Seer, thus, she can't give away information willy nilly.

This is dumb, there is no plot and it’s incredibly hard to read or make sense of lol. I just can’t understand why it’s so popular, did you get a bunch of bots to review?

Congratulations! I have never completed even one story, so I am completely sincere in my admiration.

Booksie is confused. She started reading this late last night, and thinks this took place after Fourth Year, which was when the rider moved into Grimmauld Place. However Sirius has not made an appearance. Perhaps he caused everyone to forget he is there (or has a very good notice-me-not charm) and he is pranking the Order. And maybe spending time as a lovable stray?

Just saying, maybe?
Thank You for the entertainment!

Jesus the format of this story is incredibly difficult to read

I'm absolutely loving the Kingsley Shacklebolt and his Cheese Sandwiches storyline XD XD XD XD

I love TTS aka Text to Speach cause I was laughing while I listen.

Hey! Love this! Would you mind if I wrote a reaction fic for this?

Happy to have found this. It was an enjoyable and funny find.

Fantastic story.

So simple yet surprisingly funny.

Cute little drabble.

So awesome

This story was strangely funny (?

Anyway, I enjoyed it. Thank you.

I actually have no idea what Im doing here or how I found this, but this is lovely