Actor One - Albus
Actor Two - Severus

"..." (Actor one)
"..." (Actor two)
"At least he told me about his funeral, even if I didn't get to attend,"
"... no, not really,"
[Actor two avoids Actor One's eyes]
"Oh?"
"He, er, told me not to tell you...,"
"Then why *did* you tell me?"
"..."
"Well? Severus?"
"We didn't want you to question about the body...,"
"BODY?"
"Er, yes. The Potter brat's... like I said before,"
"..."
"..."
"Now who will fight Tom?"
[Actor two clears throat uncomfortably]
"There is no need, Albus,"
"Oh?"
[Actor one is intrigued]
"He took the Dark Lord with him,"
"How? Does he know about the horcruxes...? I *knew* I should've brought him to St Mungo's, now who knows what he's done...,"
[Actor one sighs, exasperated]
"Everyone, headmaster,"
[Actor two shuffles uneasily]
"Hmm?"
"Everyone knows what he did...,"
"And pray tell, what exactly did young Harry do?"
"..."
"..."
"You don't want to know."

INSPIRED BY Harry's death note to the Order.
Great job in this fic! I'm rereading and I just noticed how at the top of every page it insults the Order; Of 'Carefully Crisped Canaries,' or 'Parched Pigeon.' Poor Fawkes.

I love the smell of fresh lavender...

This was amazing, I haven't been fallowing along for years but I loved it and am going to read the sequel immediately.

My cats do that same thing when they get hungry, along with meowing constantly.:

Ok I loved this entire chapter. Also the debate about whether Harry was serious or not reminded me to ask are you going to put Sirius Black in this fic? He's one of my favorite characters and I feel like he would love all the mayhem Harry is causing. It's also fine if he isn't in this fic, I will love it regardless because it is amazing.

The Camel.

"Do you think that perhaps Harry is somewhat bored" I'm dying hopefully my sister doesn't resurrect me into the body of a skunk.

This is the first time I was genuinely worried about Harry. He was doing his potions essay without Hermione there to nag him about it!?

The reader also love your author notes, she thinks that they are hilarious and looks forward to them on every chapter.

I laughed so hard at "Harry had sanity?!" and "Hermione, don't poke logic shaped holes in my reasoning." Great chapter as always.

Not sure if I mentioned before, but I love the alternate titals(I don't think I spelled that right) at the beginning of each chapter.

This is hilarious I can't fallow/favorite as I don't have an email or an account, but I would if I could. Also I love the casual Remus/Severus.

Loving the fic so far, getting a small idea and then writing an entire fic around it even though I already had several going is something I would do. If I could ever convince myself to actually post a fic. :)

Nice story!
(P.s I don't mean to flame this or anything, but I did the math and you have 22 chapters in total, right? Yes. So I calculated and he should roughly only send 9 letters the whole summer-or I have terribly miscalculated. Not complaining!)

Now that he writes like this, before he started writing letters, if he had written like this (without sanity) Dumbledore would've come.
Now if he writes normally, they worry. LOL