|Reviews for Jackson, Where's My Paycheck?|
| Guest chapter 33 . 6/17/2015
didn't merry and pippin get swapped in the last chapter?
| Guest chapter 31 . 6/17/2015
about the hobbits... that catfish was like 3 ft long! and hobbits are the size of a 4yr old!
| Guest chapter 29 . 6/17/2015
Legolas talked arwen's soul into joining? sweet! as for the pathetic horn? that actually DID sound like a really deep whoopie cushion in the movie... snigger snigger snigger and Eomer should've yelled 'get your lazy butts up here!' after 'rohirrim!' but falling down the slope was HILARIOUS!
| Guest chapter 28 . 6/16/2015
poor gimli. Aragorn is sexy in battle? what? and Legolas, SINCE WHEN are YOU Iñigo Montoya? your father is ALIVE, thank you very much. unless Thranduil went SERIOUSLY creepy and he really killed your parents, kidnapped you and raised you as prince of mirkwood for some reason and you blame the orcs for making him crazy enough to do something like that and since you can't feasibly shred him you settle for second- best? seriously, elf.
Legolas: I'm not really dumb, you know. I'm just playing it up because the director likes the dumb-blonde stereotype. its really hurtful. all the rohirrim are smart! and THEY'RE blonde! so what, i can't be smart 'cause I'm an elf and we need to play up fairies are unattainably beautiful but not bright so i have a few cool action shots to demonstrate the cute part but the STUPIDEST lines because fairies are dumb and harmless?! oh I'll show him HARMLESS all right, just as soon as i murder Peter Jackson in his flipping sleep...
Aragorn: (whispering) there's a way to deal with elves when they get like this... just like a huge panther, appease him as best you can, and back away very, very slowly... just... like... this...
Legolas: i heard all of that, bro.
Aragorn:(gulps) uhhh... yea... heh heh i should be used to your capabilities by mellon-nìn... we are still friends right?
Legolas:(rolls eyes) (mutters) geez, human... i don't hate your kind, i just hate being a [barbie (replaced word)] (conversational noise level) YES we're still friends and you don't have to run because I'm mad... unless I'm mad at you. THEN running is the smart option. for now-
Aragorn: are you mad at me?
Legolas: did you help direct the film version of lotr?
Legolas: then no I'm not
Aragorn:(sigh of relief)
Legolas: Aragorn, WHY are you on the floor? yeesh man one would think i was king of the world the way you're sucking up right now... i thought we were friends here.
Aragorn: we are
Legolas: could you get up from the flipping kowtow then? and do i want to know why you were kowtowing in the first place?
Aragorn: uh sure (gets up) and probably not, but I'm gonna tell you anyway and that's because when people really anger you you're honest to goodness terrifying. like remember that human who tried to control you after he kidnapped us? elves have inborn powers and you drove him insane- and all those of his companions who began to get in your way, so I'm kinda scared about being the guy's companions right now...
Legolas: so you think I'll be able to pull off killing him?
Aragorn: yep and i know for a fact from the way elves think that i should be staying out of your way for a while
| Guest chapter 26 . 6/16/2015
we get it already! Aragorn is hot! you don't have to continuously repeat it! although it is pretty funny. and why do you hate Legolas? you left him friendless here, all alone in a city of another kind of beings and the two who traveled here with him ignore him or outright avoid him because he has bad social skills. at this rate they're gonna abandon him in the middle of the battle!
| Guest chapter 25 . 6/16/2015
ahhh... lothlorien STOLE the blue and silver from Imladris. hah!
| Guest chapter 21 . 6/16/2015
sooooooo... the Sam and Frodo are joining Legolas' idiots club?
| Guest chapter 18 . 6/16/2015
rewriting Eomer as a conspiracy theorist, huh? cause its pretty funny.
| Guest chapter 16 . 6/16/2015
sooooooo... Legolas seems really shallow, but he's the one who actually cared boromir was dead. he may not have been bright enough to figure he should check to make sure, but still, he cared! gimli was kinda like 'meh' and Aragorn's a bandit!
| Guest chapter 14 . 6/16/2015
almost every chapter has some elf crying in it... why do you torture the poor things? they didn't do anything to you! except be involved in a movie most of them probably didn't want made so they could relax and just be inconspicuous...
| Guest chapter 8 . 6/16/2015
sooooooo... arwen's all into the actress role, and Aragorn's just 'sooooooo NOT into it' huh?
| zedille chapter 1 . 12/28/2014
Sadly I don't have the time needed to sit down and read this straight through right now, but from what I've seen in this first chapter, I need to block out some time as soon as possible. This looks amazing, hilarious, and only too accurate (as well as particularly relevant again now that Peter Jackson did end up making the Hobbit prequels!) Thank you for the laughs, past and forthcoming :D
| NightmareCryPieNix chapter 33 . 4/21/2014
Please don't tell me you have abandon this story! Because if you have, NOOOOOOO! Whatever you do, please please pleeeeeease continue it! I beg of you! This simply mist not go waste!
Anyway, this is brilliant I tell you, simply brilliant! XD I love it! In reality, I love the movies and what I love about this story is that you didn't flame the movie but just truly made it a brilliant funny parody. Also, for some reason you, my friend, made me love Aragorn more. : this is just bloody awesome!
| Guest chapter 16 . 3/6/2014
"Smegging" and "Gimboid"
Hmm... I'm sensing some Red Dwarf-esque swear words ;)
| annafan chapter 5 . 3/1/2014
Teenage mutant ninja turtles - genius. I am giggling like crazy.