Oh, that dirty bastard. XD

Mustang isn't a fan. Gotcha.

Technically, House didn't know.

Huh. That's hella weird. Stable gate?

Heh. Salty Havoc.

Armstrong though. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Checkers. *snort*

Mass-produced anything tends to be of dubious quality compared to handicrafts, on the average.

Well, that introduction went... better than expected, I guess.

Best to keep that detail under wraps, yeah.

Automail. Gotta love the Schizo Tech.

Heh. They're so much alike. House even ranted back! XD

My sides are in orbit.

...Right, the ignition cloth.

This was such fun! You nailed the satirical & snarky sides of both series that were high among the reasons both are perennial favorites of mine. It makes me want to go & start binge watching both series’ all over again (for the umpteenth time!) Crossovers are much harder to make work than it seems, and ones (even crack ones!) as effective as this even harder. My only regret is that this second chapter wasn’t more detailed like the first... I would have enjoyed hearing the irascible and impatient Colonel verbally roasting the neurotic but ever-patient and persistent (& oh-so-thorough) Wilson- especially if for some reason the subject of women had come up!

Great job, my old friend!

AWWWW poor wilson! haha

Really cute. A fifteen year old doesn't need his prostate examined. But who cares, right? Lol.

LOL

_ You were right, that was pure crack! Deliciously addictive Crack! Yipee!

Wilson running down the hall, hair ablaze . . . Oh, I don't think that image will be leaving my head any time soon! Mustang would manage to look utterly menacing, even while naked (except for that glove), wouldn't he?

I don't suffer from an addiction to House; I enjoy every minute of it! (The first five seasons, that is!)

Oh, gosh that was good crack! Two of my favourite addictions, House and the Fullmetal Pipsqueak, trading barbs!

FMA: Who're you calling a pipsqueak, runt?

Sorry, Ed, I couldn't resist! I'm still . . . erm, ahem, from the thought of you in your skivvies!

Ah, seriously, when I read the summary, I knew I had to, HAD to read the story! And I'm sooooo glad I did!

Awesome. Shear awesome.

hillarious!

OMG! THAT WAS SO FUNNY! POOR WILSON!

O.O'

This was really hilarious. I liked Ed and House's interaction and Mustang walking "naked" in the hospital. Naked. I can't imagine it. MWAHAHAHAHA! That was so evil! Keep writing more fanfics like this, 'kay?

Damn, I'm not gonna stop smiling for days now.

Kyahaha! Brilliant! Keep it up, it's great and goddamn funny!

house in combination with Ed is... priceless!

""His short-cropped black hair, and his 'naughty bits' bounced with each purposeful step.""

- okay, now you made me imagine Roy's 'naughty bits' going boucy bouncy boucy.

O_O *is somewhat scarred for life*

hahaha xD

Good one. :) Poor Wilson, so typical of House to trick him into these kinds of things -.-"