Reviews for Answering Machine Messages
speakingwordsofwisdom chapter 4 . 6/24/2009
NONE OF THE CULLENS ARE RETURNING MY CALLS!

so if this is written from personal experience, im completely with you...
leafygirlnat chapter 4 . 8/1/2008
Thats so good!
stefania salarpi chapter 4 . 9/26/2007
i think edward should have said something along the lines of, " right. I'M TAKEN. if you want though you can meet me and bella. *restraunt* at 8:00." then comes the fangirl comic about edward leaving bella.
stefania salarpi chapter 3 . 9/26/2007
well... carlisles is good. i like the 'alice no squeeling' bit.
stefania salarpi chapter 2 . 9/26/2007
i like rosalie's and alices. i don't know about jasper's though. EMMIT should go out for football. i would pay to watch a game when he is playing.
stefania salarpi chapter 1 . 9/26/2007
wow. i like it. especially the bella message. it's great.

MORE!
Freesia Like Heroin chapter 3 . 8/29/2007
random. i LIKE random...
DanaFruit chapter 2 . 4/30/2007
I think the message for Jaser should have said something like this

"Hi this is Jasper, i'm sorry I cant reach the phone right now, trust me i know exactly how you feel, please leave a message after the beep"
ForeverTopaz303 chapter 3 . 4/13/2007
OMG WRITE SOME MORE!
breanna chapter 2 . 4/1/2007
that was friggan awsome...

BRE

PIX
citixlitesxburnxtehxdead chapter 2 . 1/31/2007
Loved it. Update soon please.

~Bella
JustMeSilly chapter 2 . 1/5/2007
Very good! Please, update soon!
NellieGURL chapter 2 . 1/3/2007
Sorry for the late review! All of the alerts are down! This is so funny are Carlisle and Esme next?
silly chapter 2 . 12/30/2006
So Funny! Are you gonna continue?
aniqah chapter 2 . 12/30/2006
update soon!
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