Reviews for The Mother of All Retcons
Suma99 chapter 1 . 8/2/2012
I'm still giggling. Does that mean Lorna is her own grandmother?
Bella Bordeaux chapter 1 . 5/27/2011
Lol, I could totally see Marvel doing this just to mess with our heads! A well written and funny piece :)
Princess613 chapter 1 . 5/3/2011
Please pass the brain bleach... I'll triple Marvel's offer for the rights to this. This would be awful.
Kingsdaughter613 chapter 1 . 5/3/2011
At least now we know how Lorna and magneto could be related without her being his daughter...But she is his daughter, isn't she... Oh dear... Poor Magneto. He's his daughter's son... Don't send this idea to marvel please. They'd probably do it...Great work. I was laughing like crazy at the last line. tell Pietro? How about Max?

Hmm... Could I do an out take where they tell him? It could be really funny...
Sunflare2k5 chapter 1 . 1/11/2010
And Scott Summers runs off screaming into the night as he realizes who he's become related to... :)
Xakko chapter 1 . 2/2/2008
Hilarious! And well-written too.

It explains so very many things...
sakuuya chapter 1 . 7/13/2006
...Lorna's her own grandma...

This story was fantastic! The buildup was absolutely superb, and even though I got it a little before the characters did (Because, well, how many other X-characters were born in 1928?), but the sheer obsurdity of the whole premise made me fall off my chair laughing anyway.

I get that this is obviously a jab at Cable (And Rachel. And X-Man. And any other Scott/Jean progeny that I forgot), but I thought it worked pretty well as a sly condemnation of the Magneto is/isn't/is Polaris' father series of retcons.
Marie03 chapter 1 . 8/7/2004
i love this story,its so funny. the whole scenario is a blast.
Riviyan Questa chapter 1 . 11/23/2003
i've read this story on Down Home Charm too, and then i saw it here, and im like "hey, i can finally review it!"

so here i am. where'd you get the idea for this, anyway? i never woulda thought of it, but thats just me.
Sashi chapter 1 . 7/8/2003
Wow, this is amazing! Write more! LOL, at first i thought the baby was hitler

~Sashi
Lady Saiyajin chapter 1 . 8/11/2002
Whoa... very good! I like how everything connects!
rilo chapter 1 . 9/22/2000
Good. I love it. I'm speachless.
Esrom chapter 1 . 8/11/2000
LOL! A great sendup of the complicated history behind Cable. However, you really shouldn't be giving the X-Men writers any ideas! The X-Universe is convoluted enough as it is...(grin).
BlazeStryker chapter 1 . 7/16/2000
Hello! This was a Beautiful Slam on the idea Polaris had in the beginning that she was Magneto's kid, until they guys at marvel decided she wasn't (one of the ealriest retcons){For the uninitiated, that stands for "retroactive Continuiuty change", or changing the past to suit the present.. always to be feared, unless you LIKE the "it was just a dream!" cop-out that invalidated a major nighttime soap's full year before..}