|Reviews for Santa's Helpers|
| Kaoz chapter 8 . 12/19/2007
ookay, now its getting a tad creepy, but hey, no more waky laughing at work. maybe i wont get fired...
| Kaoz chapter 6 . 12/19/2007
Pixies? pixies? dude come on!
n again w the clues i dont get!
Ooh I saw that one! it was so cool the guy was drawing in cartoon landing wheels all big n bouncy. cute.
can never get enough of the jolly green giant jokes.
Dumbo? clipped ears? omg how OLD r u? rofl
of course they dont get hurt y would that happen? not like they feel out a window or got thrown...omg.
Jessica rabbitt... rofl
| Kaoz chapter 5 . 12/19/2007
omg the freakin bells! i almost forget n then some one comments on them. lol
Ha ha elf on bus!
God who is it? WHo's the rock dude? Dean's so dreaming this right?
damn i know im not getting the clues!
uh-oh fairy? dude...
omg im so getting fired today. lol
| Kaoz chapter 4 . 12/19/2007
Oh this is rich, GOD I wish I were one of those butt pinching mom's. madre santisima, que ganas...
| Kaoz chapter 3 . 12/19/2007
OMG I never should have tried eating while reading this. food n santa's helpers DO NO make a good combination.
ah, i cant help it this one's so funny
| Kaoz chapter 2 . 12/19/2007
OMG I'm so gonna get fired for laughing so hard at work.
Jesus could u make this ne funnier?
| Kaoz chapter 1 . 12/19/2007
Aah! rofl OMG! first chapter n im laughing so hard i cant stop crying! This is great!
| Aurilia chapter 11 . 11/4/2007
insert fangirl squee of awe.
| Aurilia chapter 10 . 11/4/2007
Santa’s Elf falls from sky and dies in vineyard. Christmas cancelled while world mourns.
A headline like that might actually get me to read a tabloid.
| Aurilia chapter 9 . 11/4/2007
I love how John and Sam think Dean's crazy for saying he met Joe Walsh. It's spectacular.
| Aurilia chapter 8 . 11/4/2007
I'm with Dean. The old brain is now officially pea soup.
| Aurilia chapter 7 . 11/4/2007
I'm going to have the image of Dean in an elf costume beating the hell out of Roger Rabbit in Toontown burned into my brain for the rest of my life.
| Aurilia chapter 6 . 11/4/2007
Did I miss a chapter... runs off to check... No...
So, they're stuck in Toontown?
| Aurilia chapter 5 . 11/4/2007
So... Joe Walsh thinks it's cool so now Dean's okay with it.
And, I speak from personal experience here, Starbucks really is evil about the whole no-real-coffee thing.
I think I bruised a rib in reading this chapter.
| Aurilia chapter 4 . 11/4/2007
Best fanfic interchange EVER:
“No, it’s not! You deserve bells that tinkle.” Deep, painful emotion in her voice, as tears welled in her eyes. “You were just the perfect elf before this had to happen. This is just too much. You shouldn’t have to suffer like this. I just can’t believe this is happening on top of all the Santas disappearing. I just don’t know how much more I can take. This is just so unfair.” She wiped the tears from her eyes and looked up into Dean’s eyes then, a renewed determination possessing her face. “Sweetie, you leave this outfit with me tonight and I will personally replace all these bells.”
Dean was good, damn good. He gave her the most convincing, sweet, touching, adorable gaze, before offering up a heartfelt reply, “Will do…. Jeannie, you’re the best.” He then laid his most sincere smile on her before bidding her goodbye.
You touch my freaking bells and I will personally stuff them where the sun doesn’t shine, I swear to God! And if I am cursed to come back tomorrow, I know these damn shoes are going to simply fall apart of their own accord.
And totally giggle-worthy second runner-up:
Bring the elf suit? Bring the freaking elf suit! Should have realized she had to be kinky, which by the way can actually be quite good, but, picking up an elf at the North Pole! Too kinky even for me. I can’t respect anyone who would proposition an elf at the North Pole. This is the final humiliation. I have got to get my own identity back, and soon! I need my leather jacket.