Reviews for How To Decorate an Xmas Tree In 9 Easy Steps
ThePro-LifeCatholic chapter 1 . 11/9/2016
Wait...Now Spock's stuck under the tree?!
Well, McCoy'd probably just write it off as "the best thing under the tree that Kirk could ever receive". And THEN Kirk would strangle him.
Ah, you nit-picky doctor. The (not-so) subtle ways you annoy (show your affection for) the captain and first officer never cease to amuse me. :)
Stellar Spark chapter 1 . 3/12/2015
God if I was Kirk I would have just shot McCoy!
I'm also trying not to laugh since it's late... and failing miserably. Now I'm going to read some of your other stories.
Pip the Dark Lord of All chapter 1 . 2/17/2015
Hannah Lynn McDonald chapter 1 . 9/8/2014
Told you McCoy would want revenge...

Granted, Spock was in the wrong place - and I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING!

I love your writing. Just so you know.

Just in case you didn't realze that...
deactivated-03-07-11 chapter 1 . 6/28/2009

This made me laugh so hard, so many times. Dialogue between the characters is brilliant and you captured them perfectly! Thankyou for making my day. :)

HistoryHound chapter 1 . 7/16/2008
Ha, that was so cute and funny. I love how you made McCoy! D
DetectiveMinerva chapter 1 . 5/30/2008
LOL a million times! The first time I read this story, I nearly fell off my chair laughing. You really did an excellent job writing Bones and Kirk; it's almost like DeForest Kelley was speaking through you when you were writing Bones' lines. I love the ending especially - the line about finding an elf under the tree (I'm assuming the tree fell on Spock, right?) is the perfect ending. Keep up the brilliant work!

Live Long and Laugh Much,

Lord of the Shadows chapter 1 . 3/11/2007
Why Captain, I'm afraid you're beginning to become repetitive. *snicker*

*laughs at Kirk and McCoy* A whole 'nother kind of torture.

I love your H2 stories!
doc chapter 1 . 12/23/2006
YEE HEE HEE! ! ! ! ! ! THAT WAS SO FUNNY! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Horsesrule chapter 1 . 12/18/2006
I like your tongue-in-cheek kind of humor. Nice!
Bleak December chapter 1 . 12/18/2006
YES! Another How To story! Keep 'em coming! I LOVE the banter between those three characters! You write their dialogue so well...SO FUNNY!

Please write the one in your head and share it, too! Also, PLEASE repost all your other one-shots (like 'H2 Get Revenge on Your Captain', and 'H2 Serve Fruitcake and Keep Your Friends'. I love them all! Keep it up!

And yes, in case you were wondering, I am 'CarpeCanum' on DeviantArt...your stalker :D
Freakizimi chapter 1 . 12/18/2006
Yay! Christmas Trek! :S I don't think I'd ever witnessed that before...

Witnessing it again would be nice though...*Hint* :p
On Fire For God chapter 1 . 12/18/2006
pretty cool, except for the foul language. Funny too. And by the elf under the tree, you're saying that the tree fell on Spock right? Oh, I don't think the captain has that much time off, but who knows? behind the scenes...