Ohhh author.. Where Art Thou?
But oh well, thank you so much for writing this masterpiece! It got me laughing so VERY much! I absolutely love it!

The freaking 8-ball ritual got me busting my arse off

JSJAJAJAKAJA THIS CHAPTER IS MARVELOUS SUQVJABA

The sexual tension in this one is so fucking high

'What the buggering fuck was that?' Draco thought frantically

It's the VERY requireted sexual tension Malfoy. Obviously. *rolls eyes

Also, Ron having a seizure everytime Harry does something gay is the best shit ever.

"For more on Lucius Malfoy, see "1997's 10 Hottest Minions of the Dark Lord; #1. Lucius Malfoy: Criminally Flash, or just Criminal?" page 6"

PLEEAAAAASSE I NEED TO SUBSCRIBE TO THE DAILY PROPHET RN. ASAP! AT LEAST RITA GOT TASTES LMAOOAOOAOAO

IM WHEEZING
my hands are SHAKINGLSKJDKJFSL

I reaaaaaally loved the story, it's a shame that i don't see you writing anymore. I hope it's not because you were discouraged from it, because I find that you are an amazing author, this was written years ago (2005?) you must have improved very well then.
Hum... I am very awkward at reviewing, but I liked the story so much that I couldn't help... that's it, bye, I hope to see you more.

amazing

I don't think I have read that many great one-liners in any fic ever. This was phenomenally hilarious and satisfying to read. Thank you!

Love it! hope you update soon!

This is my far my favorite chapter, the part where they exchanged the flowers was so sweet
ja ne!~

NOOOOOOO! You cannot leave it there, just as it was getting to the best part. But anyways, LOVE your story

I like that Harry stands up to all the other fanfics I've read he never gets mad at him

"This was all malfoy's fault, with his wrists, and eyes, and shiny hair. Bloody pillock." This was my absolute favorite part. Love this.