|Reviews for How to Annoy Van Helsing Characters|
| Secretly-A-Fangirl chapter 1 . 9/25/2012
My friend Dakota and I can quote Dracula: Dead and Loving it and do it to annoy the people around us.
| KillerElephants chapter 1 . 7/28/2009
Ha! I love 10 and 11 XD
'Video tape it and put it on youtube' Poor Dracula ;)
| jinxedpixie chapter 7 . 8/1/2008
sure follow up would be funny so yeah go ahead
| jinxedpixie chapter 6 . 7/15/2008
know what is like to get wisdom pulled
and it is not your best but that is ok
| jinxedpixie chapter 5 . 7/15/2008
you didn't number this one
oh well they still are funny some times
you should read the 50 things to piss of dracula
| jinxedpixie chapter 1 . 7/15/2008
hilarious a duh, sorry i should learn tact shouldn't i
nope oh well
| The Assassin's Pen chapter 6 . 6/24/2008
XD, lol, that was pretty funny, I especially liked where you said to do something-then run-lol XD
| bria chapter 7 . 4/20/2008
make your own version of van helsing for your next story maybe. like, don't have Anna die, don't let van helsing turn into a werewolf, have only one bride die...that kinda stuff in it, making it your own...even though it can't REALLY be yours cause it's already made.
| Pearly Baubles chapter 7 . 3/9/2008
well...some of the things were a little dumb..but besides that most of them were funny.
| DraculasBrideMarishka-x chapter 6 . 1/20/2008
VERY GOOD !
The Marishka One Was The Funniest :P:P
Love All Of These (
| Sakura2811 chapter 1 . 11/4/2007
*laughing* Now that was pretty funny! Considering I LOVE the count and I'm writing a story with me and my friends at his castle and we like to piss him off I might use some of these suggestions..
With your permission of course!
Nice job can't wait to see the rest! :)
| Passthedamham chapter 5 . 8/24/2007
Anna's shoes go from flats to heels constantly? Astounding. . . take her to Hot Topic, nice. :D
| Currently Defunct chapter 7 . 8/8/2007
You could do a story about someone trying all of these things.
Some suggestions for the Brides:
1) Give them Layne Bryant gift cards.
2) Pat them on the shoulder and say softly, "I know a place you can go, honey, they accept people like you there," while handing her a business card for the Betty Griffin house.
3) Say "Boy, you guys are really packing on the pounds lately. Have you considered Lean Cuisine?" and flee.
4) Rig a bucket of holy water above a door before they go through.
5) Fawn all over Dracula right in front of them.
6) Say "Verona/Aleera/Marishka, you and Van Helsing look so cute together!"
| Retired1311695 chapter 1 . 8/5/2007
Really funny. But I wouldn't mess with dracula. unless you want to be afraid to sleep at night. Very good
| DarkEscapade chapter 7 . 8/2/2007
I loved it!