|Reviews for Why You Cannot Trust Bartimaeus Shopping|
| anon chapter 1 . 10/21/2016
this was hilarious, thanks for writing it.
| Kimnd chapter 1 . 2/27/2016
Beautiful. *wipes away tear*
| Arizeri chapter 1 . 4/5/2015
A-mazing! For Bartimaeus this is perfection
| Ky chapter 1 . 7/21/2014
Ok, this made me so happy! XD
| Guest chapter 1 . 7/11/2014
While this is pretty hilarious, most of the situations are from '50 ways to creep people out in a department store'. It would have been better if you had made up a few of your own too. Like, the banter at the beginning was pretty hilarious.
| Rudolphsd chapter 1 . 7/11/2013
FAV FANFIC EVER!
| CityComesAlive chapter 1 . 10/20/2012
Ahahaha, I LOVED THAT! It was brilliant. Nathaniel and Bartimaeus! I love them, and your portrayals of them in this fic! Anyway, I enjoyed the fic bunches- thanks for writing! :D
| Bartifan101 chapter 1 . 9/11/2012
This is hilarious! I was laughing the whole time. I like how Bartimaeus didn't learn his lesson. XD
| silver-wolf-demon-girl chapter 1 . 5/22/2012
i coulnd't keep the goofy grin off my face! hahahaaha
| metal-orgy chapter 1 . 7/31/2011
Oh Bartimaeus, how I love you and your antics.
| bookaholic6 chapter 1 . 6/27/2011
One of the best Bartimaeus stories yet! It sounded so much like the actual Bartimaeus!
| MaiWishes chapter 1 . 1/23/2011
added to favs
| Caris L. Clearwater chapter 1 . 12/28/2009
You had me in stitches! I loved it! So hilarious!
| Chiz0i chapter 1 . 11/7/2009
So you didn't make it up? This wasn't stuff you and your friends did? Cause its absolutly freakin hilarious. Litaraly, L.O.L, for some parts. Go barti man, ) ) ).
| SailorXStar chapter 1 . 8/7/2009
Hahahahaha this was the best! I was hysterical laughing through the whole thing. This is most certainly what would happen if Nat were to take Barti to any store. I love love love this :]