U.N.Owen chapter 3 . 11/23/2014
"Now I have my car, some noodles, AND a sword!"...

Me:(snickers) I don't know why, but just like that line above.
Joe Orsini chapter 8 . 10/22/2014
I sure hope that she wasn't using a 9-iron.
SonicSonic54321 chapter 13 . 10/7/2014
Wow, you say your own story is bad, stupid and cringeworthy?
Don't you have ANY respect for yourself?
seeyoulater chapter 6 . 6/21/2007
Yup, another insane day at the Super Smash Brothers Mansion...pft, Super, they should call it STUPID. Hehehe. Stupid. That's priceless.

Yes...that WOULD be priceless! I always imagined them saying at the beginning of the game "STUPID SMASH BROTHERS!" It sounds right, since most of the Smashers are stupid.
icon-sting chapter 5 . 6/13/2007
hahaha, young link has common sense.
seeyoulater chapter 1 . 6/13/2007
this story had me laughing so hard I cried. oh my god. D
020345284080349580234805820485 chapter 1 . 4/29/2007
Oh. My. God.

You are a retard. At least I hope you are, because if anyone with a measure of mental health wrote this crap then the world is going to hell.

I know I flamed all your stories. You know what? I suffered through all of them before posting these flames.

I'm surprised my eyes didn't burn out of my head.

That would have been merciful.

For the sake of humanity... STOP WRITING!
Ginkyofu13 chapter 8 . 2/2/2007
go Peach, that will take care of Jiggypuff!
Ginkyofu13 chapter 4 . 2/2/2007
Go Peach the Queen of Fart!
lemuel ouano chapter 12 . 1/26/2007
Tell Bowser that I just finished reading the story.
PeppyDaMan chapter 2 . 1/25/2007
I said it once, and I'll say it again...HOLY CRAP.
PeppyDaMan chapter 1 . 1/25/2007
Two words...HOLY CRAP.
SkylerOcon chapter 9 . 1/23/2007
Cannibals... random. I like the Yoshi Kart joke.

very funny! But Peach died already. And you never found the hands.
SkylerOcon chapter 5 . 1/23/2007
Hey. I wasn't planning to review until last chap, but the Independence Day quote was hilarious!

Oh yeah, and sorry for not reading Yoshi Cart. I've been to lazy
MushroomWings chapter 9 . 1/22/2007
What the heck?

Cranky:*trying to contain laughter*Funny!

DK:*glares daggers at Cranky*

Cranky:*starts being innocent*