maybe if they actually talked to each other, sasuke wouldn't be about to kill naruto.

I actually wanted naruto to be the one that sad guess who dickheade but it's all gud still funny :'D

Hahaha thank you for the lovely read! This one-shot made my day. :D

hahhahahahahahah omg im dying :)))))

That was really great. Any chance of a sequel of when Sasuke get's home?

Lol funny . That's was really good.

Great! Hahahaha... This is funny! You did a great job! Though I'm kinda waiting for the hot and steamy angry and jealous sex when Sasuke gets home :D

Best short one-shot ever. Absolutely enjoyed it. Seeing it all unravel. Definitely Ouch on Naruto's part

This was so delightfully cynical. I loved it! Sadly, I don't see them staying together after this. Naruto is going to feel betrayed (as he should) that Sasuke was working as a phone sex operator without telling him, and Sasuke is going to feel betrayed (as he should) that Naruto called a phone sex line because he was feeling so unsatisfied in the relationship.

Sasuke's betrayal is bigger than Naruto's because he was lying about his job over a period of time, but Naruto's shouldn't be ignored either. It's a slippery slope. Instead of going to Sasuke to talk about the things that were bothering him, Naruto decided to go to people outside the relationship. If he hadn't gotten Sasuke on the line and gotten caught, Naruto could very well have gone from things which were technically not cheating like phone sex and online sexting to things which technically ARE cheating. Even though that didn't happen, Sasuke just found out what Naruto thinks of him and it wasn't that positive. Who'd want to continue the relationship after that?

omg that ending is awesooome!

Well, that took an amusingly unexpected turn. I enjoyed it a lot. )

HAHAHAH. ZOMG. This is hilarious. Really brighten up my day. Thanks a lot for writing this one shot

AHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
THIS WAS UTTERLY unbelievably AWESOME HOHOH "Guess who dickhead"...

THIS IS SO FUNNY OMG IDEK WHAT TO SAY ANYMORE JUST YOU ROCK!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FRICK IDK WHAT ELSE TO SAY BUT HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH