|Reviews for Dragonball Z Pairings of the Apocalypse!|
| Chazie chapter 5 . 4/29/2007
oh my god, i know exactly what story you're talking about. i'm still shivering at the thought of it. Chi-Chi speaking leet was fun... but creepy. i'll just move on to the next chapters now.
| Shruiken chapter 7 . 4/29/2007
O_o well, that was graphic.
I don't know these authors you're doing parodies of, so no offense to them, but that was kinda funny. Mainly disturbing. I'm not huge on yaoi but the individual story really sells itself to the reader if it's well-written. _
| Shruiken chapter 6 . 4/29/2007
Goku being paired with anyone is a laborious task for any fanfic writer who wants to stick close to the series portrayal of Goku: He's too naive. At least it's good for lulz.
| Shruiken chapter 5 . 4/29/2007
Despite so many fan's fantasies, Piccolo is still by definition and asexual being. Why would a species that reproduces by throwing up an egg have genitals? In order to get sexual with him, you'd have to stick something down his throat.
Oh wait, that does explain some Piccolo(insert other male's name here) pairings.
| Shruiken chapter 4 . 4/29/2007
Oh, the Bra/Pan pairing wasn't as vicious as your other chapters. Got a soft spot for a little girl on girl?
Still it was funny. Bra may have a stupid name, but so does Pan. I cope with it by reminding myself that 'bra' is an urban slang word for 'brother' and 'Pan' is this cute little mythological goatkid. or a set of pipes.
| Shruiken chapter 3 . 4/29/2007
Well, Trunks does have purple hair... Maybe it's changed, but purple used to be the signature color of homosexuality.
Made me LOL anyway.
"M-rated chapter where they explore one another's bodies" - Child porn is M-rated?
| Shruiken chapter 2 . 4/29/2007
Um yeah, what I said in my first review, all over again!
Too many gold moments to quote and comment on each one individually. Quality and quantity. Nice work. Wonder how many yaoi fanboiz hate you...
| Shruiken chapter 1 . 4/29/2007
Ok, first of all, I'm partial to almost any pairing that's well written, possibly because I'm easily amused.
Having said that, this has got to be the funniest thing I've read all year. My short-term memory may be shockingly bad, but still, I'm fairly sure this is that good.
Made me laugh out loud. (read: make choked gurgling noise in the dead of night while my family sleeps).
| Lilith-Shii chapter 6 . 4/28/2007
'Bulma: Do you remember the wild nights we had two years ago?
Goku: Oh, those ones where I came over and you gave me a drink with a "magic pill" in it that made me go to dream world, and then I woke up sticky and naked?
Bulma: I'd love to do it again.
Goku: Dream world isn't all it's cracked up to be-
Bulma: COME HERE!
Bulma proceeds to inject him with NyQuil, which makes him sleep. Then she proceeded to have nasty, passionate sex with him. After about 4 hours, she falls asleep. And as she woke up next to a restraining order, she realized that she would never be able to have another night like that. And yet, she never regreted a thing.' I laughed so hard, I had to bit my lip so I could breathe.
Nice chapter! You have so many messed up couples to continue with.
| Pyjamapants chapter 6 . 4/28/2007
Very good; I actually laughed out loud several times. I look forward to when you take the piss out of my BuuxPan fic.
| The Ultimate Saiyan chapter 3 . 4/28/2007
| MarissaCave chapter 1 . 4/28/2007
I mean, stronger than his urge to eat
I love that line. This is really funny and the bra/pan pairing was creepy but nothing was as disturbing as gohan/cell.
| falcongirl386 chapter 5 . 3/31/2007
er... that was odd. never heard of a bulma/piccolo one before. wow. so, ive thought up a few pairings that have scarred me in the past.
goku/gohan, vegeta/trunks (or any other parent/child relationship) goten/gohan (must i explain? bleh!) Mtrunks/Goku, goten/pan. those are just a few. though i did read a very plausible vegeta/pan story (even though when i skipped to the end of the story i was horrified that veg and pan had gotten together, seeing as half of the story was trunks/pan) oh yeah! and goku/bulma. thats just wrong
| falcongirl386 chapter 4 . 3/31/2007
another review from the one and onl falcongirl! yeah, well, seeing as this was a parody i was like 'how about i read the original first, so it will be funnier?' bleh! that was a sad sad story and pretty odd. well, ive actually never even heard of a pan/bra story, its usually pan/trunks and goten/bra (both of which i think are implausible seeing the HUGE age difference) but they are a weird couple.
| falcongirl386 chapter 3 . 3/31/2007
dude, this just keeps getting better! goten/trunks ones dont bother me nearly as much as the first two, but they are still very unlikely. the fact that they are 8 and 7 is hiliariousely (and very sadly) true. some people are just that sick to write kiddy porn. ugh. but yeah, good job with the story (heh, hope you dont mind me reviewing every chapter! :])