|Reviews for The Jam are the Office Block Persecution Affinity|
| TheNowandFutureQueen chapter 7 . 6/10/2009
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY! This story was AMAZAING
| TheNowandFutureQueen chapter 5 . 6/10/2009
This is the best story in the history of ever. I have not laughed this hard since I had The Office season 1-3 marathon a few days ago.
This is perfection. Hilarious, spot-on characterizations, great, beautiful story.
| Inherently Flawed chapter 7 . 9/20/2008
I seriously have no words. Wait, no, that's not true. I have these: thank you, thank you, thank you!
| ne71 chapter 7 . 8/30/2008
So. Freaking. Good.
A terrific idea, and you took it in really creative directions. Well done.
| ktface3 chapter 7 . 1/13/2008
Ok, so I just went through all your stories, and so I thought I'd review them collectively. This one was my favorite, but I also really liked Every Which Way But Schrute, The Decline of Scottish Sea Power, 22 Short Fics About Scranton, and Cookies for the Office. I loved several things about your stories, specifically your references to your other stories within stories, the ongoing references to Dwight's Battlestar Gallactica fanfiction, your short 'previews' and PSA's, and all the metaphors and similes you use, which are really unique and seem to describe certain situations perfectly. I'd love to see more from you, so keep up the writing!
| healingmirth chapter 7 . 10/23/2007
This was just awesome, and laugh-out-loud funny, and a little scary, and so perfect. Jim's great vision, and Pam's attention to detail, and Oscar's blithe acceptance, and Angela's...Angelaness.
| The General G of K chapter 7 . 7/20/2007
Oh, wow, Jack! Just when I thought this story couldn't get any better, you capped this tiny addition on it, and it just floored me by its sheer beauty. Seriously, I read it with my mouth agog, and every sentence was like the beginning of a brand new, wonderful relationship.
As I go to the midnight jamboree at Border's to pick up my copy of the final installment (tear) of the Harry Potter series, ultimately, my mind will be dwelling on Harry, his destiny, Voldemort, etc., but further up, I'll probably still be thinking about how great this story was. Seriously, Jack. I L-O-V-E your writing. You gotz mad skillz, yo!
| The General G of K chapter 6 . 7/20/2007
Oh, cruel, cruel world! Between Dwight's labeling of his story by iamjimhalpert, and Jim ending in such a melancholy way, I don't know which was more heartbreaking.
And, oh my God, Dwight falling out of the ceiling had to have been one of the FUNNIEST mental pictures ever. Teehee, and his "Eff" at the end was just sheer laughter. And how cool would Kevin Malone be as Defense Secretary? Seriously. He would be awesome.
And Roy, always coming to ruin these things. Grr. The only time I EVER liked the guy was at the end of Sexual Harassment when he was dressed up in that sweater and did that lame little handjive dance for Pam's mom (who always struck me as kind of young to be a mom). But I liked him even less at the end of this. Dislike, perhaps? Anyway, I really liked this story, a lot. And like all your other stuff, it was pure brilliance.
| The General G of K chapter 4 . 7/20/2007
Crossover fanfiction between Battlestar Galactica and Battlestar Galactica? HA-FRICKIN'-HA! So creepy the Starbuck on Starbuck action, lol. Plus, I love that Dwight misspelled "breasts"...multiple times. Jim's statement in response to Pam's "It's pornographic" was just adorable.
The Old Spice thing was funny, too. It seems like it's saving valuable money, but the further you delve into the prospect, the creepier it feels.
Have I mentioned that you are an AMAZING author?
| The General G of K chapter 3 . 7/20/2007
Okay, so why do I find Dwight calling Corporate from the ladies restroom from the Denny's down the street one of the funniest freaking concepts ever? I can picture it, too, him crouching on one of the toilets so passerbys can't notice a person in the stall. Oh, it's just brilliant.
| The General G of K chapter 2 . 7/20/2007
"I'm pregnant and you're the father," Jim answered, his face blank of any emotion.
Okay, I can't tell whether this is the greatest line in Office fanfiction, or the ENTIRE fanfiction universe. I mean, the whole thing just writes itself, doesn't it? You have essentially presented the world with a fanfiction basis, and if anyone could write it, I have faith that you, Jack, could be the one to write it. The only question is: are you up to the challenge?
I love that Dwight broke off from the Trekkies. Perhaps he has gone off to join the Battlestar Galactikies or something.
Oh, visions of my government class are dancing in my head as I read "separate and sovereign state". Good Times...not. Alas, I shall continue.
| The General G of K chapter 1 . 7/20/2007
Oh, interesting beginning to the plot. I love that Jim is essentially giving a prank to Pam instead of say, a customized teddy bear that says something stupid like "I lobe you BEARY much!" *GAG* *SPUTTER* *CHOKE*
And as much as I love the gesture, I am equally concerned with with the prank actually *is*, so I must continue.
| ZuksGaia chapter 7 . 6/25/2007
That was a beautiful tale. A beautiful tale... about a courageous leader... flamingos... and other beautiful things.
I applaud you.
| Sarady chapter 6 . 6/8/2007
Oh my god, this is one of most hilarious things I've ever read. They are so in character. It's beautiful. I love this:
"Pam: Jim was not going to like this.
"Do you remember that story Dwight wrote?" she asked him, her tone was almost tender, though he hesitated to label it such.
"How could I forget it?" he squinted back at her. "I don't think I'll ever be able to sleep again."
She nodded softly. "Well... I did some research and..." she paused, ostensibly because this was difficult for her to say to him, but he could tell there was also some level to her that enjoyed watching him suffer "...he's been posting it online under the name 'iamjimhalpert.'"
Gravity switched polarity and Jim found himself having a hard time keeping up with it."
"Toby: If Dwight killed himself on the job, it would only make thing hard on everyone.
Toby shakes his head in preemptive remorse.
Toby: I mean, there are all these forms I'd have to fill out and every employee has to go through a mandatory grief consoling sessions...
Toby: It's just more trouble than its worth..."
| wellthatdepends chapter 7 . 6/6/2007
A wonderful fic.
Doesn't everyone want to rule their own country?
I know I do.
Some lovely moments there from all the key characters.
Angela was a highlight, as was Dwight, as usual.
The Pam and Jim was very in character, very season 2.
Loved the pink flamingos. Then again, I love pink flamingos.
Great job with this, it was hilarious.
You've got a gift for this stuff, awesome job XD