|Reviews for Professor Potter's Sorting Hat Song|
| sierra.steinbrecher chapter 1 . 3/28
Oh, oh, oh, this was precious! I don't know how it would do as an actual song, though.
| jeanette9a chapter 1 . 9/19/2016
giggle, if i was a professor this is probably what i would have wrote to the tune of "Alice Human Sacrifice VOCALOID " just be morbidly hilarious, only a hand full of muggle-borns would get it though.
''In some place, was a castle,
Who own it, was known
Such a truly magical castle it was,
The the Noble Hat thought,
I don't want to be vanishing in to history,
How do I get People to watch me?
The Noble Hat thought and thought,
And came up with something.
'If I get people to get sorted by me,
and let them make the world!'
The first House was for the man named Griffindor,
Who courageously held a sword in his hand,
Chopped down anything in his way
of making a red path for himself,
That House was brought deep into the bravery,
locked in to courage,
In addition to the way of daring,
and the nerve in the unknown
The second House was for the woman named Ravenclaw,
She looked for all the knowledge in the land,
To be fill with all kinds of intelligence,
And produced a wit filled world,
That house had blue and bronze,
And a cross-eyed man stole her diadem though,
she came out as the brightest of them all,
Everyone loved her, and tried to be like her.
The third House was for the Man named Slytherin,
He was a resourceful figure in the land,
For many people to delude,
A need for cunning was created,
That House was the Green,
He posses the dream of ambition,
He traveled to the country in a haste though,
The fourth House was for the Woman named Hufflepuff,
Bringing her hard work to the land,
Making loyalty to All kinds of fair play,
with big dedication,
and a little patience,
They were all dear to the yellow house,
But their dream has yet to be Mistaken.
| bleeb90 chapter 1 . 5/11/2016
| Blackpantherprince chapter 1 . 4/20/2016
Funny :) And ironic...
| Guest chapter 1 . 4/14/2016
Should have made it Pink Floyd's, Another Brick in The Wall Part 2.
| Nadiafarjana chapter 1 . 12/14/2015
| TimeyWimeyBadWolf chapter 1 . 11/8/2015
Lol, great story. And the author's note at the end was even better. Many a time it has been that my dad tries to attempt similar feats...usually to the accompanying laughter of the rest of the family.
| atalanta chapter 1 . 10/26/2015
You have interesting parents.
| Mouse-size-Dragon chapter 1 . 9/9/2015
Love it! It's hilarious.
| Aya chapter 1 . 8/24/2015
I noticed that the story documenting the originating 'verse has been taken down. Was that on purpose? Perhaps it could be replaced? I have missed reading it, though it was unfinished. The events in it never failed to put a smile on my face. :)
| YokaiAngel chapter 1 . 8/15/2015
Love the story! It's really funny! Make sure to tell us their reactions to the song!
| GuidingHand chapter 1 . 6/13/2015
It made me laugh. :)
| Star chapter 1 . 12/20/2014
:) This needs no words. Just a few happy face. :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
| Anonymous chapter 1 . 8/6/2014
This is extremely good.
| Kairan1979 chapter 1 . 7/9/2014
This should be two-shot, about the students' reaction on the song.
P.S. McGonnagal once again forgot that house loyalty is a two-way street, and Gryffindors weren't exactly loyal to Harry.