|Reviews for Things Our Beloved Pirates Would Never Say|
| A-Box-Of-Scraps chapter 1 . 11/19/2012
Harm will lcome to Elizabeth, if she doesn't watch her mouth around will and jack...
| naeked chapter 1 . 5/14/2010
Haha. Jack the Monkey likes big butts and he cannot lie! XDDD
| J chapter 1 . 12/17/2009
| CosmicInflux chapter 1 . 6/5/2009
Ha, ha! I love these, so funny. I struggled to breathe!
| JustAnotherAuthorDurping chapter 1 . 1/3/2009
Not only was this probably the most moronic thing I've ever read on this site, it appears to have been written by a five year old whose sense of humor makes deities wish to smite you. I think the mortality rate of my brain cells just rose to about one hundred percent from reading this.
Please stop polluting the Pirates fandom with shitty lists that would make a child shake it's head in shame; it takes talent to be funny, not stupidity.
Thanks and cheers.
| Delu chapter 1 . 7/18/2008
The think with Will/Elizabeth was funny and that last one with Elizabeth/Jack/Will was hilarious. Especially because it was Green Day. Of course.
| Nina Aquafina is BoBina chapter 1 . 6/8/2008
Um Okay. The one with the bedsheets and barbossa was kinda funny...
| sparklinginkfics chapter 1 . 5/29/2008
Jack Sparrow- WTF?
I think he'd say that.
But what's the point of this if it's things they'd NEVER say?
0.o How about funny things they WOULD say?
| Flygon Pirate chapter 1 . 4/12/2008
LOVED Beckett, Norrington, and DJ sing the F.U.N song!
| I'll Show You a Sweet Dream chapter 1 . 12/4/2007
omg... that was pretty funny! write more of this random stuff! it is awesome!
| piewacket chapter 1 . 12/4/2007
I can think of something else that the PotC characters would never say...
They would never say that this "story" is funny.
This is not a story and it violates TOS.
Please stop posting this nonsense. If you must write it, share it with your friends, but don't publish it for the entire world to see.
| nicole10493 chapter 1 . 11/30/2007
lol. purely genius! :D
| pirate fan chapter 1 . 10/5/2007
I love the one with Beckett singing the f-u-n song!
| Lord Commodore Norry chapter 1 . 7/20/2007
HHAHAHA! that is too awesome! I like the Fun song part the best. Just sounds like something I would randomly sing!
| BirdieTitus16 chapter 1 . 6/26/2007
WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?