Reviews for Things Our Beloved Pirates Would Never Say
deleted2017 chapter 1 . 11/19/2012
Harm will lcome to Elizabeth, if she doesn't watch her mouth around will and jack...
naeked chapter 1 . 5/14/2010
Haha. Jack the Monkey likes big butts and he cannot lie! XDDD
J chapter 1 . 12/17/2009
LOL :)
CosmicInflux chapter 1 . 6/5/2009
Ha, ha! I love these, so funny. I struggled to breathe!
JustAnotherAuthorDurping chapter 1 . 1/3/2009
Not only was this probably the most moronic thing I've ever read on this site, it appears to have been written by a five year old whose sense of humor makes deities wish to smite you. I think the mortality rate of my brain cells just rose to about one hundred percent from reading this.

Please stop polluting the Pirates fandom with shitty lists that would make a child shake it's head in shame; it takes talent to be funny, not stupidity.

Thanks and cheers.
Delu chapter 1 . 7/18/2008
The think with Will/Elizabeth was funny and that last one with Elizabeth/Jack/Will was hilarious. Especially because it was Green Day. Of course.


Loved it,

- Lulu
Nina Aquafina is BoBina chapter 1 . 6/8/2008
Um Okay. The one with the bedsheets and barbossa was kinda funny...
sparklinginkfics chapter 1 . 5/29/2008
Jack Sparrow- WTF?

I think he'd say that.

But what's the point of this if it's things they'd NEVER say?

0.o How about funny things they WOULD say?
Flygon Pirate chapter 1 . 4/12/2008

LOVED Beckett, Norrington, and DJ sing the F.U.N song!
I'll Show You a Sweet Dream chapter 1 . 12/4/2007
omg... that was pretty funny! write more of this random stuff! it is awesome!

-the UFGoCJS
piewacket chapter 1 . 12/4/2007
I can think of something else that the PotC characters would never say...

They would never say that this "story" is funny.

This is not a story and it violates TOS.

Please stop posting this nonsense. If you must write it, share it with your friends, but don't publish it for the entire world to see.
nicole10493 chapter 1 . 11/30/2007
lol. purely genius! :D
pirate fan chapter 1 . 10/5/2007
I love the one with Beckett singing the f-u-n song!
Lord Commodore Norry chapter 1 . 7/20/2007
HHAHAHA! that is too awesome! I like the Fun song part the best. Just sounds like something I would randomly sing!
BirdieTitus16 chapter 1 . 6/26/2007


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