also let's be honest the hufflepuffs are totally going to be the ones that are smuggling drugs guns and money throughout the school, hufflepuffs are thickest thieves I would know my best friend has done multiple tests and everything pointed to him being a Hufflepuff... like sure he's never done anything illegal before but when he gets a crazy idea he can go through with it... if he were to ever meet Snoop Dogg I can guarantee you they would both smoke enough dope too make it into the book of world records for the greatest high and and possibly help create a true smart AI like from Halo... I know that sounds like utter bullshit and you would be right... if it weren't for the facts that he managed to break the programming of an AI that was built for science... don't ask you don't want to know anymore than that, I told my friend I didn't want to know but he did so now I'm telling you, you don't want to know.

not going to lie... none of the house is actually sound like they would fit Dudley also I think you just unintentionally said that gryffindors are the most likely to become drug addicts.

Wow. I think this is the most, for lack of a better word, divisive review sections I've seen on this sight. I mean sure this isn't exactly the best fanfic but damn, these are some very cruel and, frankly unfair takes. Hope you've been doing well these past eight years. Best of luck.

Oh, well, another abandoned fanfic. Not suprised, really, because you've basically rewrote the original story with some minor alterations. Why even bother to sort Harry into Slytherin, if he still remains the same stubborn idiot and has the same bunch of Gryffindor friends. What a waste of time.

The escape from the graveyard is one the most idiotic versions of it I ve ever read

How could you take Anthony away from me like that! I was SCREAMING at Harry for CHAPTERS to do something, realize that Neville and he were both right in their worries and to do something about it! Ahh! My heart is now shattered into a million pieces, and I will never again be whole. RIP Anthony Goldstein, you may be gone from this world, but you will live on in our hearts.

it took me longer than id like to admit to realise who had the damn book, i feel like an idiot xD

Total fucking garbage

I think that I probably reread this story once a year. I'm starting early this year apparently lol! Still my absolute favorite HP fic, no question.

Wow. Some of your readers are mean. And they apparently don't stop reading even if they find that the ff doesn't suit. The first few chapters are some of my all time favorites.

. "Have you ever heard of Stubby Boardman?"
You’re evil for cutting the chapter there and not including it next. Lol.

“Footsie” pajamas? Scandale! I think you mean “footie” pajamas.

God, the amount of mental retardation this harry has is unbearable. Honestly, after the first detention he should have talked with at least Pansy or Blaise if not Dumbledore since there is no way it is legal to torture a minor. Barring that by now he should have had her poisoned, since he comes off as more morally grey in this fic (at least in some parts). Im sorry but i can't continue with this idiocy. It had good parts but this is just too much.

the part about Anthony and the blonde girl made me cackle just imagining it.

This is so trippy. Hagrid being an unknown, Ron totally uninvolved, Filch being Harry's good friend, Pansy Blaise and Draco...this is a different story man. Very very creative. I am very impressed. Good job.