Holy shit I’m freaking out 𝙃𝙊𝙇𝙔 𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙏 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗜𝗦 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚. 𝗔𝗪𝗘𝗦𝗢𝗠𝗘.

Those four are on crack and it’s positively hilarious

That first bit is absolutely hilarious *evil grin*

THANK FUCK THEY SEE PETERS FUCKING NAME I’m gonna scream I’m so happy :D

𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆

Wait what XD this did not go how I wanted but... *sigh* whatever...

0.0 holy shit. No way. EPIC

That last bit killed me XD

𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺

Oh dude this is 𝙖𝙬𝙚𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 :D

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NO RITA WILL FUCK UP THE ARTICLE- now I’m mad

12. I don’t know how people keep thinking 11 or 13 years after he literally screamed in the movie “I DID MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!”

Oh man not again... shit dude

OH MY GOD ITS LUNA FUCK YES THANK YOU

Drarry Drarry Drarry Drarry Drarry Drarry-

This is why we love Luna

If Theo was a Muggle-born his fear of heights would be represented of Jared Padalecki and he would say “I am your greatest fear!”

Drarry Drarry Drarry Drarry Drarry

I CANT STOP LAUGHING CANT BREATHE STOP IT- LMAO XD

Oh no...

...alright can I just say they all got hot in third year? Like 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺... no bad Stellar stop thinking that-

You’ll pay for this! You and your bloody chicken! Ah man am I looking forward to that *evil smirk*
It depresses me thinking that Harry doesn’t know Hagrid

He be thinking logically this time around

Nice fourth-wall break there Draco

I love this version of Snape

AH SHIT if they had never went into the pipes then Lockhart wouldn’t have lost his memory and now he’ll be Defense teacher still... FUCK gimme Lupin Lockhart GO TO HELL

I liked this ending of second year :)

Nah man... too easy. It’s not dead... I’m panicking MAKE SURE ITS DEAD PLZ

Awesome :D

Holy shit. 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵. I am so excited :D

𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 have Drarry. I’ve been dying to see a whole story of it from year one to year seven

...I think the thought of Riddle using a 𝘔𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘭𝘦-𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 for this is more horrifying then Harry being a Slytherin...

Oh shit

DUDE IM FREAKING OUT stop it. What the hell Riddle

...cool. That’s 𝙖𝙬𝙚𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚. I love fics where Harry has a pet snake :D

Fanfiction is almost as real to be as the actual story. I wish it wasn’t it made make things much easier... I had honestly completely forgotten about Ron knowing some Parseltongue but Anthony learning is cool so I’ll deal :)