Is the harry in this story perhaps a retard?

I just want to say that that kid, The Slytherin Kid who is also reviewing this shitty fic is so cringy lol. Ya gonna be a virgin forever with that attitude boy

Who said scaring the shit out of people isn’t fun in fact I remember chasing a girl I didn’t like telling her to scream.

Snarling is a another thing I do except mine sounds more animal like

I do but then again I question my sanity and their is the fact both my parents have anger issues it’s one of two says i expression my anger

Only five hundred pages I can read that within a week

That’s what you get for assuming he was Dumblefuck’s golden boy

I know quite a bit on British terms and I completely agree with them saying he is trash is the understatement of the century

Transfiguration is harder if the thing you are changing has different parts or liquid inside of it

Lockhart hasn’t done anything he said in his book he is the worst kind of fraud a fame hungry fraud

Hahaha is Harry going to find out why Severus doesn’t like his dad?

Harry you sneaky son of a bitch Ginny will not take the news to lightly I guess

Yo I noticed a mistake you said Weinstein feint it’s Wronski Feint

Ha Draco took a stinging hex to the balls Poor Draco. I guess metamorphagus take a lot longer then the average woman when they are shopping I mean last time I saw a guy give his girlfriend his credit card she put diamonds on her nails. I wish I had Harry’s ability you wouldn’t even see my eyes. I can imagine a much more painful end for the Dursleys how about we make them relive their worst memories while a slowly cut them up with a 1000 degree knife. Harry and I would be the craziest to of partners as I write this I have my room red becauses it’s the same color as blood. Question my sanity? I do as well sometimes. Ten points from what? Now I laughed at that parts

I like it so far and bonus points for evil Harry I never liked how he ended up with the Gryffuckindors. He could have been great in my house more powerful then Voldywarts I dare say check out my fanfic on Harry Potter FanFiction my name is the king of slytherins.