Reviews for Worse Than Death
beartes chapter 13 . 2/28
I cant stop laughing, seriously. When you think that the crack could not get worse to go and surpass yourself. I mean, rockstar grimmjoy that basically ducks orihime on stage? Priceless
I must admit, the emotionless banter between Byakuya and ulquiorra got an evil laugh out of me, the sudden and seemingly random appearance of itachi made me wanna hug you and you make nnoitra likeable!
Nel not so much, though.
And I completely forgot aaroniero existanve until this chapter! Man you're a genius!
Just...I just imagine Byakuya and ulquiorra suffering with the poor people in Africa with yourichi molesting him and Byakuya like "I am not attracted to her because she is not me. That undesserving trash has nothing to do with that. First erection or not" and the ulquiorra will be like "this people are trash. This country is trash. Trash trash trash GODAMMIT STUPID WITH RIDIDOULOUS HAIRPIECES! TRASH TRASH TRASH. I AM FAR SUPERIOR THAN YOU YOU COWARD" and then it's like "Byakuya is marrying someone!" "Ukquiorra!" "" "that cannot be happening. By the power of yaoi doujinshi Byakuya will only marry ulquiorra" "what's the plan then?" "We drug them until they do it" "Thats so cliche.." "Well the WHAT YOUR DUCKING PLAN !? THIS IS AN EMEGERLNCY FOR THE EXISTENCE OF YAOI!" " tch, is easy. We tell yourichi, call a infamous show that ridicules it's contestants and bring the rest of the arrancar. Then we can progress on the stark-Szyayel evolution" "you forgot urahara. And itachi. My god, they should never met. Or maybe itachi and aizen. It will be like the masterminds three ways yaoi" "...LETS START WORKING ON IT THEN!"
continuing with this humble review. Lets see you grimmhime. Is funny, not the funniest part but funny nonetheless.
Halibel y nnoitra. Funny and kinky. Halibek shall bethe queen of all of is puny mortals.
Stark. I adore him, but he should really discover game of thrones. Also, will lylynete? Appears? She can be the homicidal nanny.
Szyayel. Must. Be. Stylist. And. Get. The. Ducking. Girl.
And that's it.
I wonder what dissasventous will wait to grimmjoy and origins with kangaroo. And koalas. Maybe grimmjoy can confuse his son with a koala, losing him at the zoo and for some reason renji and Rukia are goin in the lions den and then ikkaku appear wrestling with the gorillas. And then...I suppose that the lion king must be singed again
And stark and urahara? On tv? Futuresque things? Oh please get aizen to call. Or tousen. Even if it a gin trick. Or maybe-now that you're sort of crossover with naruto- neji can be a totally fate addict to the point that he ask the color of the socks he is going to wear.
Itachi and hallibel will conquer their countries. Nnoitra will find a way to duck all up.
...I think that's all. But zombie keigo will never met szyayel daughter no? That could be a hilarious disaster
Ps: if I wrote some names wrong they're difficult names and I do not always look what u write or remember where the r or y or s went in a complicated name
Sora-album chapter 13 . 12/14/2014
You know, when I finally finished reading all of the chapter, I just wanna say:
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS STORY? IT MADE ME ROTFL! Hua ha ha... Keep up writting :) (y)
Guest chapter 2 . 5/31/2013
Hahahaha this cracked me up so much!
drdoom11 chapter 1 . 1/30/2013
why kill him he is a pretty awesome character
Rin Sessys Girl chapter 13 . 12/9/2012 So much crack I don't know what to do with it.

I get the impression that you don't like Ulquiorra though. You put him through so much hell I can't help but feel sorry for my number one favorite Espada. On top of that I'm such a die hard UlquiHime shipper it was almost awkward reading this with GrimmHime being the main pairing. Though I do like that pairing as well but the idea of Ulquiorra being gay just sorta makes my brain melt into goop. I will say I felt bad for him that he got turned down by Byakuya. TwT No happy ending for my emo-spada!

Now that the team has split up I am a bit worried how the crackyness will continue. I just don't think it would be the same without them all together.

Here's a question for you... Does Nel succeed in getting Ichigo out of prison? xD I must know if his virginity has been stolen! XD

RSG (A.K.A. The Flamer Killer Will give your flamers hell to pay! XD Also Anonymous Reviewer Kagome with Email and Sin Mortis from DA and Fiction Press.)
NewbieWW chapter 1 . 10/20/2012
I LOVE THIS STORY. I don't even care that it's not been updated in forever (and for once, forever might not be an exaggeration since it has been 4 years since we saw anything) because just rereading this and getting to experience it all over again is more than worth it.

But, if you are reading these silly reviews still, I hope we can see an update from you sometime in the future! If not, this will still be a special place in my brain.
em chapter 13 . 7/10/2012
thank you.

just, freaking, thank you

for suck a kick ass freaking hilarious awesome sauce bleach fanfic ever

shoguns forever
DangerousMistress chapter 5 . 1/3/2012
Wow! can't stop laughing, the ladies club name...ROFL!
Toyobi chapter 10 . 7/11/2011
I usually don't review if it isn't fun to read the story. I think you know where im going with this! I LOVED the last few chapters! I knew Ulqiorra was gay, but I was like 'WAAHHH!'. And when Itachi showed up i was like' What the fucking hell! Why in the bloody mess is HE here?' I fell off my bed laughing. My sister came into my room and told me to shut my bloody trap a few times. I loved the parts with Cirucci! I was literally CRYING of laughter! XD I have to let my cheeks get unstuck. I am sooo bloody happy I found this story! Keep up the good work!
L.E.N.E.X chapter 13 . 6/14/2011
Ohhh mannn the character bashing was insane. But this was superrrrr hilarious! Great job! I think this is pretty much done. But an epilouge that just explains what each of them has done in their different places would interesting too.

LOLZ! BTW you write some of the best GrimmHime shit ever~! Although GrimmHime is one of the most cracked out OTPs ever~

L.E.N.E.X chapter 7 . 6/14/2011
God this shit is so cracktatistic insanely funny! LOLZ!
L.E.N.E.X chapter 3 . 6/14/2011
WTF! LOL! DAMN YOU NNOI! LOL! Damn right though I bet Tia would make him the bitch! LOLZ!

Meanwhile poor Grimm! He's so silly and clueless sometimes... Ohhhh well~~~
L.E.N.E.X chapter 1 . 6/14/2011
YAMMY HAAHHAHAH! I think that was the best fucking part in the whole first chapter! God I love when people bash Yammy! *dies of hilarity*
GinHanelle chapter 2 . 3/19/2011
Lawl! Great chapter!

Love that little kitty!

GinHanelle chapter 1 . 3/19/2011
This story is the reason I like crack!fics _ I originally found and read this on deviantart, but I'm happy I found it here too! _

Thank you! 3 3 3
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